chortel

Nickname for the most corrupt and user unfriendly telecom company in the world.

Person 1: Chortel totally F'ed me over. My bill is over 10,000
Person 2: Serves you right for using them.

by supersan June 9, 2017

Chonder Kilos

The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.

"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"

by Rizwich September 24, 2012

chonees

Underpants; panties, boxers, or breifs; although typically referencing male undergarments

His chonees were so dirty they could stand up on their own.

by Kit Triforce April 15, 2016

chortellini

(Noun) Portmanteau of "chortle" (i.e. laugh) and "tortellini" (i.e. stuffed pasta): a statement that elicits laughter and overall humor.

"My wife's wicked funny diatribe on the fashion of women in her office was like getting a bowl of chortellini."

"His comment about the crazy yellow pants was a delicious bite of chortellini."

by Chortellini Chef September 30, 2009

choteado

When you over use something. Everyone has seen it.

I used a pair of shoes for two weeks and now they are choteados.

"What you don't have another pair? Ya los choteaste."

by Siete Guayabas October 23, 2012

Chante'

A stunningly funny young lady who is no doubt the life of the party. She connects to almost everyone making them immediately smile. She has a dazzling irresistible beauty that guys simply cannot ignore and she likes to tease and flirt when feeling adored. She is honest and trustworthy. She is a reliable friend. She's a hygiene freak by nature so if you don't bathe regularly avoid her because she will not be to shy or kind in calling you out on your smell. Chante's are extremely rare to come by because they're unique so cherish them if you know one. Chante's are generally outgoing, and hyper. They like to help people, and usually have a hard time picking a side because they try to look at both sides of the story. They're usually multi-talented. They have great taste in everything from food to clothing. They're cute and bubbly but be careful cause they can also be extremely critical or harsh.

Dude: Whassup man? You haven't said anything since last night. What happened?
Man: Aw dude, I met this amazing girl who blew my mind. She was so radical dude. She had me totally stoked. Until I lifted up my arm to wrap it around her.
Dude: What happened man?
Man: She got this funky look on her face and scooted away from me saying that I smelled like something between freshly cut onions and dirty ass. Worst thing is she totally announced it to like everyone man.
Dude: Hahaha! Sounds like you ran into a Chante'.

by Your#1FavoriteStalker November 28, 2012

Chonty

Slowly replacing "Banter" within public schools. Can be used for any variety of reasons and situations (much like banter) but it is usually used when someone makes a "laddish" comment.

JCH (marxist supporter, tonbridge school): HISTORY CREW. Erm... I need to go get a quality mocha.
Lad #1: CHONTY MATE!

by chiefladbanter January 24, 2011