chimped

Replaces 'gimped' to describe someone who is permanently crippled by a combat injury. Refers to a popular putdown of President Bush.
Poor bastard. Their convoy hit an IED and bang - chimped for life!
by daredevil June 29, 2004
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chimp

A rather weak and ugly looking human who lacks intelligence. Would rather steal everyone else's sayings/quotes than make it's own. Usually has an underbite and is frightened easily.
(1)NORMAL HUMAN: "Shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
CHIMP: "You shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
(2)CHIMP: "Want to kill that guy?"
HUMAN 1:"Not really."*tells human 2 about the chimps threat*
HUMAN 2:"What did you say you dumb chimp?"
CHIMP: "I was just kidding sonny."
by magigs October 8, 2008
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Chimping

When someone excessively emails people. Borderline spam.
Man, Chris keeps chimping me night and day!
by 0irish October 9, 2012
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Chimping

Making an attempt to jump over a chair while eating a Chipotle burrito in a shopping mall.
Holy fuck that guy is chimping.
by TheHairyGhost October 30, 2014
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Chimping

A sexual act beloved of Germans involving ,defecating into your hand and throwing it at each other. Soft furnishings should , I would imagine , have to be kept to a minimum and a window left open!!
Helga curled one off into her hand. " Oh Willi " she called. "Lets do Chimping " . Willi turned and saw what was coming his way , ducked , and the Belgian Ambassador copped it. This caused him to drop his tray of tasty chocolates. He bent down to pick them up , put them back on the tray and after regaining his feet he got hit , in the eye , by Willis' turd . The Ambassador retaliated by throwing chocolates at people. One chocolate hit Helgas' dress. Oh you are Disgusting!! said Helga.
by Doctor Jenny Tulls December 7, 2011
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Chimp

1. A person who is dressed half chav half pimp.
2. A person who acts like a chav and a pimp
Dude1: What the hell is that guy wearing?
Dude2: He looks like a right chimp.
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Dude1: Why the hell is he acting like that the complete twonk?
Dude2: He thinks he's a right chimp.
by dawson90 October 23, 2007
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Chimp

look at all those chimps

"chimps have big testicles so they can have loads of sex. a chimp is a whore"
by colin miles December 7, 2003
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