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chipping toss 

A popular game played in Britain, requiring only a wall and coins of the same value to play.This game can be played with 2+ players.

Everybody takes a coin out of the same value (£1, 50p and 20p are most common) and tosses it as close as they can to the wall one by one. If you manage to stamp on your coin before it stops moving you get a free shot (maximum 2 free shots). If two or more coins are the same distance away from a wall it is called liney and everybody involved in the liney gets another shot.

Once all the coins have been tossed the player whose coin is on or closest to the wall picks up all the coins and tosses them in the air, shouting heads or tails and picks up all the coins that landed on the chosen side. The person who was second closest to the wall tosses all the remaining coins and so on until all coins have been taken.

When playing with 2 players if a person shouts heads or tails and 1 coin lands on the chosen side then the other coin goes to the 2nd player. And when none of the coins land on the chosen side then the 2nd player takes both coins. If 2 or more coins are on the wall the coin which is touching more of the wall will be considered 1st.

You can either win or lose a LOT of money in this game.
Dude this one time I swear I won £37 in one day playing chipping toss with pound coins.
Yeah right! As if you could win £37 in a day.
chipping toss by viking_98 March 14, 2012
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Crimping 

Crimping refers to a fictional type of song which usually contains no particular musical element but is instead sung acapella, does not follow any single tune and contains surreal lyrics that often make little sense. Other common characteristics of crimping are unusual subject matter such as soup or jackets, repetition of vocal lines and dance gestures to accompany the songs. The style is reminiscent of scat singing.

Crimping originated in the British BBC Three series The Mighty Boosh where the two main characters, Howard Moon (Julian Barratt) and Vince Noir (Noel Fielding) sing a song with each other, often for nostalgic purposes. The most obvious of these is "The Soup Song", with "Calm A Llama Down" and "Jean-Claude Jaquettie" also being prominent examples.

These small tunes were not known as crimping until the third episode of the third series, "The Power of the Crimp", in which the main characters stage a "crimp-off" against their doppelgänger rivals, The Flighty Zeus. The match culminates in a four-way crimp to which both Bollo and Naboo contribute.
The best example of crimping is the famous Four Way Crimp:

"Ahhhhhheeeeeeeee

Crimpity crimpity now now,
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

Sugar man light source why did you come for me,
he put me in a coma
Woke up in the future
Robot man can't you help me find my way!
I can't understand the things you say.
Chew mouse I love you so,
I took you from the underground and brought you home.
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket
Put you in my jacket
Jean claude jaquette
with his jacket on
with his jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Oh oh oh I did a twisty
Oh oh oh a tiny twisty
Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity you will pay
Crimpity crimpity out my way
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity fuck you!"
Crimping by Jos Banham December 30, 2007

Pimp Chimpin' 

An alternate term for exclamation about how a person or group of people is going/doing.
Yo, we Pimp Chimpin'
Pimp Chimpin' by BigMan02 November 28, 2020

chipping 

To occaisonally or recreationally use heroin without becoming trully addicted.
I've been chipping for years, but I'm lucky I've never got hooked and had to experience withdrawl symptoms.
chipping by Ed Loverooni January 20, 2008

chomping munch 

when a man goes down on a girl against his will, also includes eating anywhere in the region of the anus and butt cheeks all the way through to the top of the vagina.
"I chomped so much munch last night, and only to get those Monster energy drinks I wanted."
"She made me chomp munch last night."
"Chomping munch is something you do against your will, and you better get the whole region!"

Simp Chimpin 

when someone hangs out with (Simps) some girls instead hangin with da bois.
Roger would rather simp for cindy than hang out with his friends.
Because he is Simp Chimpin he no longer has friends.
Simp Chimpin by BroManDan August 24, 2020

champing 

to remove the inner "cancer paper" of a middleton black and mild cigar and reroll it without the "cancer paper".
champing by blacksabbath July 15, 2005