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Cedward Diggorlen

A nickname used for Robert Pattinson based on his two biggest characters, Cedric Diggory (of Harry Potter) and Edward Cullen (of Twilight).
by Margo Roth Spiegelman II July 16, 2009
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celiac disease

An auto-immune disorder that causes intolerance to gluten, which is found in Wheat, Rye, Barley, Spelt, and several other grains - but NOT corn, rice, quinoa, or buckwheat.

If you are gluten intolerant or celiac, and you eat something with buckwheat, corn, rice, etc., and get sick, it's most likely due to cross contamination, or because you don't thoroughly read the ingredients. Another cause is that you may also have another intolerance or allergy, such as lactose or soy. Or, you ate something earlier in the day that you didn't react to until later, and now here you are blaming an innocent GF muffin. Shame on you.

If you are a celiac, you can't just watch out for bread. You have to also watch out for mayonaise, fake eggs, restaurant eggs, bbq sauce, soy sauce, salad dressing, soup, chili, processed foods, fake meat, low grade meat with fillers, malted beverages, gravy, meat bastes, mixed spices, any kind of sauce, anything you've never heard of... There might even be gluten in your shampoo. It's really easy to get sick if you're not careful.

Reactions to gluten in someone with celiac disease can occur immediately, or hours later. These reactions are nearly all-inclusive, and range from rashes, to abdominal pain, to crazy hallucinations and mood swings. But you can always bet that if you give a celiac a (non-gluten-free) cookie, he or she will ask for some pepto-bismol, directions to the bathroom, and a frying pan to hit you in the face with.
Did you see that House episode with the woman who had celiac disease, who was completely crazy and dying? That's what happens to me when I eat pie!
by celiac maniac August 25, 2010
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Cedar rat

Cedar rats are a endanger race of rodents that only exists in cedar. Mostly liking lil uzi vert and not knowing og rappers.
by Rodentiglist October 15, 2019
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Cadia

A world that stand at the Eye of Terror so badass that the biggest sore loser in the galaxy, Abaddon has to kamikaze a literal fortress into it to destroy the pylons that hold back the ever encroaching darkness that is the Warp.

THE DEFINITION BROKE BEFORE THE GAURD DID!
"No matter what you do to heretics, as long as the soldiers of the Emperor stands, Cadia stands!" - some random imperial guard at the defence of Cadia
by Emperor of the Imperium of Man October 12, 2020
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celiac quack

once you celiac, youre bound to quack
Me: Does this coke have quack in it?

Me: Fuck I mean gluten

-celiac quack-
by quackster911 November 17, 2022
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Cedar girls' secondary school

One of the top secondary schools in Singapore (it is an elite school) and possibly one of the best schools at sports.
If you get into Cedar, you are really smart, but once you graduate you are smart and athletic.

Known for:
Academic excellence
Loudest cheers
Sporty girls
Great environment

Weakness:
Bad location

(P.S. Sick of getting confused with Crescent girls, we do not want to be associated with them at all - We are CGSS not CGS)
What school are you from?
Oh im from Cedar girls' secondary school
Oh wow, you must be really smart and good at sports
Yes I worked hard for PSLE to get into an elite school
by slayallday! January 28, 2023
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Cedie

Cedie is a very funny guy who is very energetic.
Also that person who is the best towards playing volleyball and singing.
And that type of guy who mostly likes to hangout with his friends all the time.

If you have a friend named Cedie, your a lucky one to have a overprotective kind-hearted friend to be by your side.
Person A: "Woah! Your friend Cedie is so amazing!"
Person B: "I know right! I wish I was just like him!"
by Veronica ♡ January 16, 2021
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