red carpet squash

The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating.

I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night!

by Natalie February 2, 2005

carpet snorkeler

Noun.

One who satisfies their lady orally with a snorkel. Commonly performed by people with breathing problems such as emphysema, or by people who just want want to get down and dirty while servicing their woman.

Man: I went at her vagina with my 3ft snorkel and she was going crazy!

Man 2: That is quite impressive, you must be one hell of a "carpet snorkeler!"

by "the" Sasquatch March 5, 2010

carpet slut

when your dog violently rubs its tiddies on the carpet

Archie stop being such a carpet slut.

by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021

Oroville Carpet Stain

The Oroville Carpet Stain is where you blow a load in a girls hair and proceed to give her a nuggie, rubbing in the load.

After coitus, she begged for the Oroville Carpet Stain.

by Filippemo Kid December 10, 2016

weird_carpet_stain

a silly goose with bad memory

dude weird_carpet_stain is so cool!

by bunnyboy53 July 1, 2021

carpet surfing

when a dog (small or large) sits on the carpet and drags around the room on it's butt using it front legs.

Look honey, Fido is carpet surfing his ass off on our heirloom, oriental rug.

by qazedctgbujmesztfcuhbokm March 21, 2009

carpet shopper

to search desperately on the carpet for any drug trace to get high off of.

I learned this term in drug rehab. Some people just cant stop getting high and they run out of crack, they are addicted so they search on the carpets to find little pieces just to get that high. Thus the term "carpet shoppers" is know in an addict's world.

Emily - "What are you doing on the floor?"

John- "I just really need some crack right now so i'm looking for pieces i could have dropped!"

Emily - "Oh John, you are such a carpet shopper!!!"

by addict09 September 11, 2009