carpet capers

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncher or lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

by baillie August 14, 2005

baggy capris

Overly baggy athletic or jean shorts worn by urban males that are so long, they come down to the middle of the shin.

White guy: "Look at that nigger's shorts, they look like baggy capris"
Other white guy: -shakes head and sighs-

by RacialSupremecy March 30, 2006

capers

pickled dingleberries

The capers on my sandwich gave me explosive diarrhea which resulted in numerous dingleberries that I pickled in brine to serve with elegant dinners.

by hemorrhagicfervor June 17, 2010

Capers Kitsilano

Retarded yuppy grocery store. Filled with incomptent staff and overpriced items. Waiting in line for 20 minutes at the Deli is a regular occurence. With food that is sometimes dirtier than an illegal immigrant working the streets of Main and Hastings, this place must be avoided.

I'm a gonna put on my Lululemon pants and shirt and pay a visit to Capers Kitsilano and spend $100 on a piece of brocolli.

by ColonelSanders September 8, 2005

Carerist

The complete opposite of a terrorist.

A person/group of people who acheive positive results through extreme measures.

Im a straight up mother fucking carerist

by Fin Llama / Nicol Bolas June 2, 2003

Casperish

The state of being so pasty that you might be compared to the famous friendly ghost, Casper.

A: Yo, have you seen C lately?
B: No, his casperish ass can hide anywhere in the white walls of this house.

by ohyeaitsme March 28, 2009

Caprisunolic

When you are addicted to caprisuns and can not live without them

Hoofman is a caprisunolic

by Beachdontknow37 April 24, 2019