Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016

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cardiovascular bronchitis

If you are looking this up, you are probably going to die. It is a deathly disease, that you would bleed from every orifice. If the first symptom is coughing and cannot stop. Go tell your mom because you probably have less than 24 hours for you die.

Person: Doctor something is wrong, I cannot stop coughing.

Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.

Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...

by TheSickDick February 17, 2020

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Broitis

A condition that makes people use the word "bro" in their UD examples. It is contagious and has reached pandemic proportions.

bro1: Hey bro, why do you always use 'bro' in your examples? You coming down with broitis?

bro2: Dunno, bro.

by onelongdrinkofwater May 15, 2011

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bitchitis

when someone is such a bitch that you think they must have a disease because they take bitching to a whole new level

she is such a bitch. she must have bitchitis

by unc.tarheels July 4, 2008

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Bronchidis

A sickness created and beholder of my friend. also a big thing is bronchidis water which is in my friends water bottle. and honestly bronchidis is its thing. theres gonna be a flag for it. and its logo is a bandaid and its color is blue so when you look at blue think of bronchidis. also i think you should buy some shirts that say i support bronchidis and bracelets k thanks bye and HAPPY BRONCHIDIS DAY AND REMEMBER BRONCHIDIS DAY IS ALWAYS ON FEB 1st OK BYE.

"Bronchidis is so cool"

by Bronchidis believer. March 4, 2012

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