breastaurant

Resturant that offer great food but have Great boobs to look at.

IE: Hooters

Hammy: Bruce, lets go to Hooters and get some beer and wings.

Bruce: Dude let me see if Richy wants to go to the breastaurant.

Hammy: Ok

by HammyHam March 6, 2009

Breastaurant

a place in which huge jugs can be hired for a while, usually for a night of fun

Dude: where were you last night?

Stoner: i was down the breastaurant. i got me some 34DD's! hours of fun! :D

by !NICK! September 13, 2006

Breastaurant

Another name for a lactating woman's breasts, as they provide nourishment similar to that of a dining establishment or fast food joint. When your kids done with the old lady and shes still got some of that white lightning left, ask her if you can get in on some of that breastaurant action.

Guybrush: "Hey hon, is Charley full yet?

Theresa: "Yeah, he's about done. Boy hes really fucking my tits up today, enough of that! They kind of look like hamburger patties..."

Guybrush: "Cool babe, let me have a seat at the breastaurant I'm hungry!"

Theresa: "Jesus Raymond, they aren't freakin' jawbreakers, lay off!"

Guybrush: "Maybe if you weren't so fat I'd treat you better...."

Theresa: "Maybe if your penis didn't look like a lightswitch, I wouldn't care."

Guybrush: "I want a divorce..."

by WhoWantsAFreeJ? November 24, 2010

breastapenavaginicle

1 A combanation of a breast,penis, vagina, and testicle (dont ask how)
2 A hermaphrodite
3 Located in various spots
4 Often found at orgies

"wow caitlyn you have a giant breastapenavaginicle!"
"Gees... Hilary I didn't know you liked breastapenavaginicles?!"

by Hill Cat June 26, 2006

breastacular

Spectacular breasts

I have to admit on first sight you’re breastacular!

by BEingEatEn August 22, 2018

Breakstone Mountain

A gathering of lesbian women who can be found out in the wilderness on vacation. Breakstone refers to the cottage cheese ass that exists, creating a less than attractive, saggy, and spotted fatty look in their cellulite areas. These are often angry women who tend to trade fur amongst themselves out of default.

Claire, Bertha, and Rhonda decided to go to Breakstone Mountain and get all of their man-hating thoughts off their chests, while eating high carb and high fat foods.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

breastacles

Another word for breasts, usually used by creepy or dirty minded people.

I want to stroke her breastacles.

by Sarah Setzer September 16, 2008