To "brack attack" is a verb, it means to put ones hands down a girls pant and feel both of her ass cheeks in a cupping motion. This maneuver can be performed in a number of different situations. The prime situation in which you would use this is when you are hooking up with a girl.
guy 1: dude last night i was hooking up with this girl who had the nicest ass ever.
guy 2: did you brack attack her?
guy 1: of course, who the hell do you think i am.
guy 2: did you brack attack her?
guy 1: of course, who the hell do you think i am.
by brack-attack August 17, 2009
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Get the bracketception mug.Time that doesn’t revolve around a specific set of rules. Minutes that usually last 1/4 hours and at times and complete time warp can occur when time literally disappears.
He showed up at 10:15, when the party started at 7. Doesn’t surprise me, that family is always using Bialko-Time.
I told them I’d be there at 8:30, but everyone knows I meant
Bialko-Time, so I should be there around 11:45.
I told them I’d be there at 8:30, but everyone knows I meant
Bialko-Time, so I should be there around 11:45.
by TBels September 29, 2019
Get the Bialko-Time mug.Dude 1-Hey man you want to go on a walk?
Dude 2-Not really, that sounds gay.
Dude 1-I'll have beers.
Dude 2-Oh a balk! Why didn't you say so.
Dude 2-Not really, that sounds gay.
Dude 1-I'll have beers.
Dude 2-Oh a balk! Why didn't you say so.
by jaimeburro3 July 14, 2010
Get the Balk mug.The most kick-ass character you will ever see in a video game. He hails from the pwning old game Lords of Magic and he is basically the biggest beast you will ever meet. Anyone who uses the name Balkoth in a video game is basically a sexy beast and is extremely cool.
Example 1
Boy 1# Wow that guy is such a beast, he just pwned us all.
Boy 2# Dude he's Balkoth what do you think.
Example 2
Boy 1# Wow that guy fucked my mom!
Boy 2# He can do that, he's Balkoth.
Boy 1# Wow that guy is such a beast, he just pwned us all.
Boy 2# Dude he's Balkoth what do you think.
Example 2
Boy 1# Wow that guy fucked my mom!
Boy 2# He can do that, he's Balkoth.
by Balk0th March 16, 2010
Get the Balkoth mug.A traditional annual contest held and organized by the students of Holmdel High School in New Jersey without the supervision of staff members (who are aware). Every year around early spring, the upperclassmen guys brainstorm the hottest girls in the school (usually consisting of a female teacher or two) and create a bracket. Likewise, the upperclassmen girls get together and come up with the best looking guys. Ongoing for approximately a month, multiple "contestants" are eliminated weekly based on who's hotter than who and this is determined by hearing out the students' opinions. This bracket is posted and updated on a website and the website is taken down at the end of the contest. There are typically loads of kids carrying a printed copy with them in school and sharing it with their friends, but the staff stays on the lookout and if they catch you with the bracket in your hand, you automatically get a detention. In the end, you're virtually crowned best looking girl and guy of the school, but you don't win anything except an ego boost.
by jerseyshore January 17, 2010
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