juice box

used to describe someone who is flamingly gay or extremely faggish
(not a word to be directed at actuall homosexuals)

"dude, stop being such a juice box... you're freakin me out"

by tyler November 18, 2004

juice box syndrome

the overwhelming urge to take multiple large sips from a juice box when you only planned to take one.

I wanted to make my juice box last so i had enough to finish my sandwich, but my juice box syndrome kicked in and i finished it too soon.

by your mother82 November 6, 2010

Romanian Juice Box

A beautiful Romanian woman gets on all fours, and one fills a condom with liquor (traditionally tzuika, or vodka), pinches the end, and inserts the open end of the condom into her rectum squeezing the liquor into her cavity. the inserting party then pulls the empty condom out and the beautiful Romanian woman clenches her sphincter, keeping the liquor in. as she clenches, they rub the clitoris passionately as they insert a plastic straw into the rectum, and proceeds to drink the liquor out of her rectum.

(I was taught to preform this act by a beautiful Romanian woman while on vacation in Germany after college. It was okay.)

i am hungover, because my beautiful Romanian partner suggested i drink tzuika (the national drink of Romania) out of her ass with a straw. i threw up, but it was worth it, since she loves a good old Romanian Juice Box.

by AlexKay245 September 18, 2019

Plumber's juice box

The action of when you use a straw to suck ass sweat from one's slightly exposed ass crack.

Last night I totally plumber's juice boxed Ted. It was kinda salty.

by Pharaohof666 November 9, 2021

Juice box

"Instead" tampon alternative on the rag

A full "Instead" cup makes the perfect bloody mary

by man naise September 1, 2004

Juice Box Generation

The Juicebox Generation is a sub group betwixt Gen X and Gen Y'rs. It was the late 1980's to early 1990's when both parents were working full time. Moms sent their kids off to school with packed lunches complete with you guessed it: a Juice box.

What's up with kids these days? All they do is play video games and watch TV.

You can blame their Juice Box Generation parents...

by bionic88 March 15, 2011

Golden juice box

When you pee in a girls mouth cause she says wait im thirsty

Blue legacy asked me to stop for a second shes thirsty. So I gave her a golden juice box.now she's mad at me.

by J BROW April 19, 2021