not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

by Sexydimma March 16, 2013

Bright

Its a word Jamaican used when you get out of hand

Yuh too Bright

Example 1

Sam: I didn't know you kiss a madman.

Pam: you too bright, I wouldn't

by dictonary-friend August 12, 2020

Mr.Brightside

Mr.Brightside:

Someone who goes through horrible times, and still thinks positive.

"Atleast you're Mr.Brightside."

by JADE*** afi February 12, 2005

brighton secondary college

Brighton secondary college, or brighton sec is also known as the biggest shit hole in melbourne, full of tryhard lads, and dumb sluts.

"oh he went to brighton secondary college?", what a gay cunt!

by zxsdcfvgbhnjmk December 26, 2014

Blighttown

Every Dark Souls players worst nightmate. Its worse than Hitler.

Fagt casul: "Blighttown is too hard, toxic and poison and all the ladders ;n;"

Hardcore shithead: "Git gud fagt"

by AMajesticPotato July 19, 2014

Sea Bright

a DANK ASS small city in NJ where the boiz n girlz are fine, the waves are pumpin, and drunks are always stumbling along the shoreline.

Known for its SICK ASS sea wall and awesome houses on ocean ave.

In Sea Bright???? we must go!!

by dizzy-dave January 27, 2011

brightlined

enforcement of undisputable rule; having the smack brought down on you; having the book thrown at you; getting schooled.

Pronger should have been brightlined for stomping on Ryan Kesler's leg, but the NHL didn't have the balls to follow through.

by b_coalter March 30, 2008