Bluetooth

Premature ejaculation with no physical stimulation, ie. "hands free".

Woman 1: Why did your night end early?
Woman 2: When he took off my bra, I'm pretty sure he bluetoothed and that was it.
Woman 1: Really?
Woman 2: Yeah, he tried to say it was spilled cake batter!

by Bask in it June 18, 2013

Bluetoot

When a person farts while using a Bluetooth device and the person on the other end hears it.

Last night while I was on the phone with my boyfriend I heard a bluetoot.

by Bluetooter March 30, 2010

Mexican Bluetooth

Duct tape used to tape a cell phone to the head of a mexican so a real bluetooth device is not necessary, which saves money that could be used to buy corona.

The gardener used his mexican bluetooth so he could talk on his phone, mow a lawn and drink a beer all at the same time.

by michael3737 February 20, 2009

Bluetool

A person who wears his/her bluetooth all the time, even when it is unneccesary. Making him/her look like a real tool.

Jarhead and I saw some bluetool at the city park yesterday sitting on the grass with his bluetooth headset on.

by Cheweysmoker October 1, 2008

Bluetooth Commando

Someone who feels that it is either too trendy or too much of an inconvenience to remove their Bluetooth headset when not in their car. These people will be seen softly glowing at expensive restaurants eating with other people or in some other situation that they wouldn’t be picking up a call even if the phone rang. These people commonly think they look “cool” and usually have a terrible black head problem in their ear (from wearing it all of the damn time!).

Rev: "Hey check out that Bluetooth Commando over there flirting with those middle school girls..."

Bink: "What a douche, I heard he doesn't even own a cell phone..."

by RTFF October 4, 2010

Bluetooth butt scratch

When your butt itches, and you wanna scratch it. But then you fart and the fart scratches the itch

Dude my butt itches but I gotta fart

Just use the Bluetooth butt scratch

by Fooligins January 6, 2022

Homeless Bluetooth

A homeless person talking to themselves looking like they're are speaking to someone on a bluetooth.

I think that homeless guy is talking to you.
No it's just homeless bluetooth.

by Slangem Dozier June 16, 2011