The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.
TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."
by Jessica Alba ex-mexican December 1, 2010
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That asshole at the hockey game wouldn't shut up so my girlfriend and I gave him a Brazilian Blowdart.
by Tipdock January 24, 2017
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A)Ben almost died in that car accident because he was fucking stoned!
B) Yeah he's such a blödmann!
A) Alter, ben wär fast bei dem Autounfall gestorben weil er total bekifft war!
B) Jy er ist so ein Blödmann.
B) Yeah he's such a blödmann!
A) Alter, ben wär fast bei dem Autounfall gestorben weil er total bekifft war!
B) Jy er ist so ein Blödmann.
by Blond Panda December 16, 2013
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Everyday I look across the office floor
There you where your hair down to your legs
And your legs down to the floor
Everyday I look across the office floor
There you where your hair down to your legs
And your legs down to the floor
by Dyaaar December 11, 2009
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Girl 1- OMG, I am such a valley girl, don't you lyk think I seem like I should be lyk "blonde?"
Girl 2- No, because your hair color has nothing to do with your personality. I think you're dumb.
Girl 2- No, because your hair color has nothing to do with your personality. I think you're dumb.
by Nonegiven33 November 14, 2006
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