Dyaaar's definitions

Cauc

The abbreviation of "Caucasian", however when someone calls you a Cauc, they aren't calling you white, but the equivalent to a white nigger.

Dave: You know what Steve, your a bit of a prick

Steve: Fuck off ya Cauc

by Dyaaar December 24, 2010

Turban

If you havn't come across a group dedicated to this on facebook, get out.

Liam joined the group: Don't you hate it when you spill curry on your favourite turban .

by Dyaaar March 31, 2010

blimeyyour

When somebody forgets to put the space between "blimey" and "your", and then you said "blimeyyour" out loud and sound like an absolute tit.

Guy 1: C'mon, lets carry him home

Guy2: Cor blimeyyour heavy.

by Dyaaar March 18, 2010

Hassle

The reason why I aint got a girlfriend.

Guy 1: Why aint you got a girlfriend mate?
Guy 2: Too much fucking hassle

by Dyaaar December 13, 2009

MIF

Similar to MILF "Mum I'd Like To Fuck", however MIF stands for "Mum I Fucked".

Harry: Kenny your Mum's a MILF

Kenny: Oi!

Ryan: Kenny your Mum's a MIF

Kenny: ....

Ryan: ;)

by Dyaaar December 12, 2009

Posh One

The act in which a boy has a posh wank (wanking with a condom on)

Leon: What you at when you get home mate?

Danny: Dunno mate, probs gonna go have a posh one

by Dyaaar December 12, 2009

White Wog

The white version of a black cunt

Harrison: OMG World of Warcraft is sooo gooood

Danny: Shut up white wog

by Dyaaar December 12, 2009