blapsage

to hit someone very hard or to incinuate the onset of violence. or as a form of greeting ot to show excitement

'if you do that one more time, i'm gonna blaps you hard' or 'that is SO cool...it's well blapsing man!' or 'yo, blapsage, my man...how you doin'?'

by mel p November 30, 2004

blanus

After consuming too much liquid, your bladder somehow expands to connect to your anus - making it a blanus. Its very birdlike.

16 glasses of water a day has turned my bladder into a blanus.

by bwcodes March 3, 2009

Blanus

An unnaturaly open space between the Blah and anus.

If you don't shut up, I'm going to tear you a blanus!

Suzie and I were going at it so long, and so hard that I tore her a blanus!

by Atrex December 28, 2005

Blakus

Super cool guy, from Blakeland, speaks blakish.. (inside jokee) great at advice, funny as guy

*laughs* OMG your such a blakus. your super cool.

by Lozzieeeeeeeeee October 18, 2008

Blaplsnorfin

a word used to replace any swear word. instead of saying a curse word, you can juist say blaplsnorfin.

Person 1: are you ready for that test today?
Person 2: what?! theres a test today?!
Person 1: uhm, yeeah
Person 2: UGH BLAPLSNORFIN!

by DolphinLover17 November 9, 2009

Blausable

The act of being basically possible to be believed.

It is blausable that this is actually a real word!

by Nimorb May 20, 2011

blapst

To blast, drop a load, or cum violently.

Oh man, I blapsted all over my friend Erik the other night.

by neskah_is_gay May 11, 2017