millimeter

A nickname for a really nice man I know, also a unit of measure.

have you seen millimeter? he seems to be living up to his name lately.

by arousing February 26, 2017

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billiterate

When someone doesn't bother to open or read their bills, they instead let them pile up, or the bills are carelessly thrown away; someone who only realizes they need to pay a bill when services are shut off due to their neglect to pay on time.

Bob: Dang, I guess our power just got shut off again.
Dave: That's not cool bro, the Superbowl is on tomorrow! Didn't you pay the electric bill?
Bob: Is that the blue one in the pink envelope or the pink one in the blue envelope?
Dave: Neither! Are you friggin billiterate??

by Katya Eye August 14, 2016

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Ballometer

An imaginary scientific social instrument used to capture testicular fortitude.

Would you grab my Ballometer?

by AREAAD8 July 6, 2017

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billiterate

When someone is being stupid or dumb and there persona is one in the same as a bitch. The B stands for bitch and illiterate is in reference to the stupidity of the person.

Tyler scored a 68% on his test and called Alyssa a dumb fuck. He is so billiterate.

by BigTitsSmallAss January 30, 2019

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Millimeter

Y'see, most people see the word millimeter as a way of measurement. However, I see it as a name. A name of a person who is almost like an angel. This is one of the best friends someone could ask for. Consider yourself lucky if you have a friend named Millimeter, because they're quite irreplaceable in every way.

Millimeter is such a warm-hearted person.

by PatriotOfAmerica November 24, 2020

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