Bikesexual

Someone who replaces a human being with a bike. A 'bikesexual' could live without any human-human sexual contact as long as they were able to ride their bike. Being denied their bike could result in several withdrawal symptoms. A 'bikesexual' could become frustrated, upset and introverted. A feeling of loneliness could also be experienced.

Bikesexual: My girlfriend's not back till late so finally we can be alone together... get ready for the ride of your life ;)
Bike: (silence)
Bikesexual: I love you too babe.

by Mina&Josh October 28, 2009

se bikes

best bikes out in town and if you don’t got one you’re broke and poor and you’re not living right

you heard those kids with the se bikes?! they’re so popular.

se bikes- the best brand of bikes only cool kids have. the best bikes in the world

by hot boy69 October 19, 2019

biostitute

In envoronmental law, an expert wittness, usually a biologist, who will say whatever you pay him to.

that fucking biostitute testified that petrolium is good for wildlife.

by fireninja October 24, 2003

Birosexual

A person who identifies as having a sexual attraction to one gender while only having a romantic attraction to the other ( homosexual and heteroromantic , or homoromantic and heterosexual ).

I am sexually attracted to men, but only emotionally attracted to women; therefore I am birosexual.

by starring.us October 30, 2016

bioshock

An amazing next gen game made by 2k, where you, a middle aged man, travels to an underwater 'world' called Rapture, in which you get attacked by various creatures, most of them being "Splicers", but also the "Big Daddy", who protects the demon girls you meet up with throughout the game. Bioshock is now out for Xbox 360 and PC.

Person 1: Hey man, what's that you're playing?

Person 2: Oh, it's the new game Bioshock...it friggin owns dude.

Person 1: Sweet, how much is it?

Person 2: 50$

Person 1: NICE!

by coolperson336 August 28, 2007

Biosexual

When you love everything including men,women,dogs,tress, turtles , you name it

Victor is biosexual since he cant decide if he likes boys or girls , so he loves inanimate objects and trees

by hectic hector June 28, 2011

Bioshocker

Two in the pink, drill in the ass.

Dude, chick's in the hospital. Someone gave her the Bioshocker.

by Andrew the Amazing July 14, 2011