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biffing plate

The area of a chick's ass that a male's Jackson Pollocks hit off when he bangs her
I sat down on my sandwich.
Now it's flatter than Jenna's biffing plate.
by Theeph May 28, 2003
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Bifkin Cake

A Bifkin Cake is a word used whenever a spur-of-the-moment joke is spoiled by the recurring flow of comments following the main punchline.

Whenever something amusing or comical happens in a real-life situation, a group of people that witnessed the event would then start to create funny punchlines that would cause uprorious laughter among them. These punchlines can remain funny for up to two or three people; however, when someone over estimates the boundaries of the joke and adds in one-too-many punchlines, they have unwillingly lost the appeal of the joke to their group. Signs of this happening include: Pity laughter from one or two members of the group; no laughter from most members and a nervous cough from a passive member. If all these signs are present, then the last one to say a punchline has done a 'Bifkin,' and will be ignored by the rest of their herd for up to 5-10 minutes until the Bifkin is forgotten.
"Yesterday this really funny thing happened on the bus. Everyone was making up funny sayings made-up from different words; but Jim spoilt it all by doing a 'Bifkin cake.'"
by N.S May 10, 2006
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bifkinder surprise

Originates from the word bifkin although I thought it up in bens car the other day. Basically it is when someone makes contact with your biff! In either a pleasurable way (a kiss for example) or a painful way (eg. a kick!) Though obviously a kick is way more of a surprise. Heh
'He came up behind me and gave me a harsh bifkinder surprise, then he pinched my wallet, the fag!'
by [Harry^Hardcore) November 10, 2004
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Bifkin

The space between one's anus and genitals.

Also perineum, gooch, chode, ABC (anus-balls connection).
Dude, I was shaving my bifkin the other day, And I sliced part of my ballsack.
by WantMyBifkin? June 9, 2009
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Biffin

Space between one's anus and scrotum.
Between your balls and your arse is your biffin (sung jauntily)
by bubba May 3, 2004
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Bifingual

The art of being able to finger two people at the same time, and doing an equally good job on both!
I had both of them screaming my name at the same time! Bifingual skill level - master!
by Miss Mephistopheles 2 December 7, 2020
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Biffing

Yo that motorcycle was biffing it
by FRIGMS July 20, 2022
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