by ChemistryEscalationCoachMattA March 7, 2021

by whovean February 5, 2010

She opend her legs and Beaverization took place,a was sucked in like a bit of tin with a large magnet...
by bad_habit January 21, 2011

by AviverTheBeaver April 1, 2019

The nickname of the character of "Cassidy Casablancas" that starred on two seasons of "Veronica Mars" but committed suicide at end of S2.
ME: "I got Season 2 of Veronica Mars, and I watched the final episode of S2 last night, and all I can say is it was SO shocking!"
YOU: "I HATE Beaver! I can't believe what he did to Veronica and to Mac, and blowing up that plane, and I was SO shocked when he jumped off the roof!"
YOU: "I HATE Beaver! I can't believe what he did to Veronica and to Mac, and blowing up that plane, and I was SO shocked when he jumped off the roof!"
by Lisa Parnell February 8, 2009

A colloquial term used to replace "high" or "stoned." Helpful when texting multiple people at the same time and you are worried that you might inadvertently text the wrong person about yo drugz. If you DO text the wrong person, they won't know what beavered means, and you can play it off as an auto-correct problem or whatever.
You accidentally text your parent instead of a fellow stoner:
"Hey, you want to come over and get beavered?"
Parent response:
"What does beavered mean?"
Your response:
"Oh, sorry. I meant 'Do you want to come over and get brunch?'"
"Hey, you want to come over and get beavered?"
Parent response:
"What does beavered mean?"
Your response:
"Oh, sorry. I meant 'Do you want to come over and get brunch?'"
by Timbolino November 4, 2012

A condition in which a male suffers from a lack of vaginal contact. Often used in a derogatory manner, when referring to closet homosexuals.
Cletus: Geez, that Simon is looking sad.
Bob: I believe the man had no beaver this century.
Cletus: Yeah, I'd believe that. Wever, No beaver, Only Cock and balls.
Bob: I believe the man had no beaver this century.
Cletus: Yeah, I'd believe that. Wever, No beaver, Only Cock and balls.
by Marty Webb June 5, 2008
