Hairy beanbag

A ball sack under one's tadger with a solid coating in pubic velcro.

"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.

"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."

by Splocious May 23, 2020

Beanbag

A slang term for a fat or an extremely old woman, or both.

Look at that beanbag standing over there.

by Regice November 10, 2010

beanbag

Another way of saying, a mexican

the police officer shot the beanbag

by harry sach May 13, 2008

BeanBoy

Bean Boy started out as an urban legend, true or not, apparent sightings of him have described him as “Kazakh level 30 boomer boss”, “ANEEEEEEK”, “Tuvan Turnip”, “Babushka Boy” and many more. A recent documentary saw the suggestion arise that he lives somewhere in Cumbria and could inhabit other nearby areas containing deep forests, mountains and Leicester Highcross Starbucks.

I hate when BeanBoy steals me beans!

by HenhaoFifer October 17, 2019

beandog

a blowjob; when one receives fellatio, it may be referred to as a beandog

Yo lemme get a beandog real quick!

by ronstoppable March 24, 2007

beanbag

A Mexican Douche-Bag.

Roommate: Hey Jose move your tortillas. So I can put some of my food in the fridge
Jose: Go Fuck Yourself.
Roommate: Quit being such a beanbag Jose.

by Brazzell Dazzle August 22, 2009

wet beanbag

when a woman sucks a man's balls while there is cum covering them.

Tim: DUDE -- last night she blew me and then gave me a wet beanbag!!!!

Greg: wow

by thedevilsbutterbiscuits June 13, 2014