weakly bastenson

Some dude that has lost all his energy from waking and baking all the time.

A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."

by Chipping Woodlet III April 22, 2006

Patterson Mill High School

land of the feinds, home of the HUSKY NATION!!! You walk into the school to see the bright minds of the future and the clean building. You smell something in the distance, you see a fog start to emerge over the horizon of Tech way. You head for the bathrooms, the source, only to find five pinheads vaping some nic and weed. You obviously look and stare suprised as the new kid in the school, shay approaches and ask "Yo you wanna hit this, called mango madness". You take the vape and the dab pen and vape it at the same time, staying fucked up till 2pm when you get out only to drive your mini cooper and crash it twice... in two weeks.... come on jeremy. You have instant reputation at all the parties, fucking all the football players and smoking crack after the fed banned vaping.

New transfer student "Chad": Yo, where all the Patterson Mill High School parties at.
Slut: Yo its at Liams house bro, bring the keg.
Chad: That shits greasy man.

Football Dude: I hate winning

by MatCros September 13, 2019

Battering the sausage

The male art of masturbating

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.

by Emily Saunders November 6, 2005

gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 7, 2005

batterbomb

A Batterbomb refers to ejaculation. "Batter" is a shortened form of "baby batter" which is slang for male sperm. The "bomb" refers to its impact on a person's, preferably a woman's, face.

IE: After they screwed he dropped a Batterbomb on her face.

by 1LOWAZN September 2, 2007

battering ram

An act of revenge by a man where he runs full speed into the face of his partner with his erect penis while she is sleeping.

My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so I let that bitch go to sleep and gave her the battering ram

by D-Rock Your Face Off January 5, 2016

Buttersocking

This is when two plus men have a fight for honor using only their testicles as weapons. It is similar to Swordfighting but is far more glorious and superior.

Did you see those guys fight last night?

Yeah they were buttersocking like hell!
His balls looked like swollen grapes after that shit!
Yeah but he regained his glory so it is worth the pain.

by Your_fly_is_down February 28, 2019