barcardi geezer

a man who thinks he is ahem "well 'ard" but drinks alcopops and such like.
may also adopt leaning pose to emphasise gayness
is often stereotypical of a gay chav

uz (u is) a barcardi geezer innit m8

by amberw1990 January 31, 2007

Bartarded

So drunk you forget how to say anything intelligent

He had 8 shots of tequila and was rendered bartarded.

by Nonwords August 16, 2014

Barbardum

Anything. This word is so epic that it can mean anything.

1. I like to barbardum!
2. Hey you barbardum!
3. I like this shirt! Its so barbardum!
4. I ride a barbardum to school everyday wearing my favorite pair of barbardum with barbardum on its barbardum

by Bocabulary February 20, 2012

Bartard

when someone goes to a bar, gets really drunk and ends up acting like a total retard.

Kris is really being a bartard tonight. What's her problem??

by Suprane September 8, 2006

bartard

One who acts like a tard at a bar

Jeff got really drunk at phil's on Saturday and started dancing like a bartard

by BartardedOne November 26, 2005

bartard

Someone who only ever wants to go to the bar, that is all they can ever think of to do.

John is such a bartard, he's trying to organize another happy hour even though no one came to the last one.

by Ryanonymous November 30, 2006

Bartard

(noun, male, singular) a misspelling of ‘bastard’

a simp who believes women find him irresistible
waste on time

That Sanele character, massive bartard if i do say so myself

by Bayst God January 22, 2020