Barrel Racing

Equestrian sport that involves turning three barrels in a cloverleaf pattern in the fastest time possible. Alternatively, throwing money out the truck window and having a friend hit you in the shins with a metal pipe will give you the same thrill.

" Why do you compete in barrel racing?"
" Because I love having a bank account balance of $2.42."

by barrelchick6 March 24, 2017

Barrel over the Falls

A term used to define a sexual practice wherein a female stands, legs-apart, above a male partner laying beneath her and proceeds to urinate and then defecate on top of him in said manner: "piddle in the middle, plop on top".

"No, seriously. Kendra was so annoyed that Shaatie tried to 'Cleavland Steam' her the other night, that she busted out a 'Barrel over the Falls' on his ass!"

by FallsGirl April 12, 2009

Barrel Roll

Z or R twice!

Starfox barrel rolls

by Axel February 12, 2004

barrel racing

The greatest sport that was ever created. Predominantly for female, because males are sissies.

"Being a cowgirl is kind of like being perfect, just harder."

by ultimate_cowgirl September 20, 2004

Barrel bop

Derived from the practice in which a sailor is placed in an empty barrel full of glory holes and his sailor mates use said glory holes to spaff on him

"You and your mates are so gay I bet you barrel bop each other at any given opporunity!"

"Yeah she looks like a right slag I bet she loves a barrel bop"

"Yeah he's a bit film actors isn't he I reckon he wants a go in the barrel for a quick bopping"

by Chairman Mao's alter ego January 4, 2012

barrel roll

The Answer to all of lifes serious Questions.

Guy 1 : "Oh God, my whole family died. What do I do?"
Guy 2 : "DO A BARREL ROLL!"

by Natier August 21, 2007

Barrel Boy

A sailor was having trouble dealing with having no contact with women while at sea. He finally confided to a fellow sailor who showed him a barrel on the deck. "You can relieve yourself by putting your manhood in that hole." Much to his surprise, it helped. One day, his friend said, "Gee, you look happy. I guess that secret I told you is helping." "Oh, yes," said the sailor, "I am feeling quite relaxed." "Good thing," said his friend. "Tomorrow, it's your turn in the barrel."

"mick just recently got promoted and because he's the newest to an elite group he must do his time in the barrel until the next person is promoted! He is our Barrel Boy

by Warmonger_1 July 1, 2012