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Banele

Is a person who's aight doesn't give two fucks and is awkward.wants to do crazy shit but never does and is care free kinda savage kinda rude does not take bullshit from anyone and lives a meh life
I want to be a banele when I grow up
by Idontgivetwofucks December 30, 2017
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bantex

A contraction of 'Banter Vortex' - this would be created when an individual said something particularly un-funny in an otherwise banterous situation, thus sucking in all the banter. To be avoided at all costs.

It can also be used to describe said individual.

See Also:
Negative Banter
Banter Machine
by TourC*nt May 9, 2005
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Banter Sheath

A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.
'He's gone to see that bird again'

'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'

'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'
by babadobey January 4, 2010
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bantercise

A way of telling someone that their banter is not up to scratch.
Guy1: Dude, that guy last night completely failed to make me laugh.
Guy2: Agreed, he needs some serious bantercise.
by BECCYBONES July 19, 2010
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Baitless

A person who does not have any swagger, as smooth as sandpaper.
Band geeks are baitless.
by 2012Swag December 5, 2010
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Banterdactyl

A member of the banter kingdom.
A word used to describe the presence of banter flying in the room. Usually sighted when a group of people fire banter back and forth between themselves.
John : "My balls smell like Peter's mouth"
Mike : "How do you know what Peter's mouth smells of?"
John : "Like my balls"
Peter : (Laughing and trying to cough at the same time)
Sarah : "When you stroke a dog a certain way it makes that noise"
Mike : "There's a Banterdactyl in the room"
by Lsmudge September 5, 2011
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Bangled

When one hits the substances too hard on a night out or during a sesh and realises they are beyond mangled.
'The other night I absolutely bangled myself' or 'I got so bangled last night'.
by Lev.your.best.life June 3, 2021
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