The Athlete

Is a runner NOT a sprinter

Traits: Very, yes i mean Very Big Brains, ALL the girls come to him, Fast, Usually a farmer, Owns an Iphone, goes to a small school

Appearance: Tall, Muscular, has a huge mustache, a good eye for girls

Fails: Athletes usually lose to asians..small asians. Can't handle longboards. Thinks hes good at FIFA.

Weaknesses: Athletes usually are weak agains't Chicken Fried - Zac Brown Band

"Cold beer on a friday night," - Crowd
"STOPPPP IT fjsdlkafjkldsjafkljsdaklf Aghhh," - Athlete

"Look at the big brains on the athlete." - anonymous

by anon #/b/ June 10, 2010

Student Athlete

A group of people who are willing to get up earlier, work harder and be leaders on and off the field, court, and classroom. They are incredibly hard working not only keeping grades up but also striving to be the best in what they do.

Why do they work so hard?

They’re student athletes.

by Davids13222 December 1, 2018

athlete's face

Itchy, peeling, stinky red face. Normally caused by, or associated with being, working class or lower. Poor man's skin affliction and infection, which results in soreness, redness and flakiness. Can also be caused by having a borderline alcoholic issue.

Did you see Alex Ferguson the other night? looked like he a had real bad bout of athlete's face.

by HastonVilla November 1, 2013

Athlete’s Penis

Term used to describe the condition of a persons manhood after it has been subjected to a long night of sexual intercourse (usually without a condom), or over-enthusiastic masturbation. Normally red, throbbing and sore to the touch.

Oli: Did you have a good time with that slut last night then?
Mark: Yeah but my dick is so sore today.
Oli: Chlamydia?
Mark: Nah mate probs just a severe case of athlete’s penis.

by Neddie Walker November 14, 2011

Athlete's Dick

1) A yeast infection in the male crotch area. 2) the exposure of athletes foot to the crotch area by means of said foot hitting the underwear prior to pulling them up. 3) a dry or itchy rash

John got a bad case of athlete's dick from Karen. Robert got athlete's dick from the mens locker room.

by Randel Flagg October 31, 2009

Athlete-Gamer

An athlete who uses the skills acquired from gaming to assist him or her on the playing field in real life.

The athlete-gamer used the hand-eye coordination he learned from League of Legends to help improve his play on the baseball diamond.

by Ghostsnypa May 5, 2014

unnecessary athlete

A person (typically a young male) who possesses significant athletic ability and takes a liking to displaying his talents at times when it seems inappropriate.

Ray: (After jumping a desk.) Yes!!!! Pumped!
Mick: Goddamn Ray, you are such an unnecessary athlete.

by spizzle81 November 25, 2009