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Male Astrology

A heteronormative belief system that categorizes men into a hierarchy that determines their societal status. The higher you are on the pyramid, the more masculine, confident, and "better with girls" you become. Men at the bottom of the pyramid are viewed as submissive to men at the top.

Male Astrology came about due to a faulty study on the behavior of wolves made in 1947, later proven to be based on a misunderstanding. It became popularized over time, and nowadays is commonplace within red-pilled internet circles and said to be "backed by science."

If you hear any person using the terms "alpha" "beta" "sigma" or "omega" to describe themselves or another person in a non-satirical way, keep your distance because they believe in Male Astrology.
Brian: "Bro, I might not be an alpha but I swear I'm like a sigma male bro."
Bryan: "What kinda Male Astrology bullshit have you been watching?"
by bigbrianedindividual August 17, 2021
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Astounding

adj. To be so utterly immense that one traps just enough intelligence within one's massive bulk that he/she obstinately refuses to believe that he can ever be wrong. The individual in question will often sarcastically remark about the "astounding" nature of others' intellects so as to inflate his own ego. His mouth never stops moving, whether he is talking to attract attention or eating to increase his mass.

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Bradley's intelligence was astounding, as was his weight.
by Burley February 28, 2007
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astrology

A barbaric,, pseudo-scientific, personality model used to explain away a person's neuroticism by measuring the trajectory of big rocks in the sky.
Person 1: I like dogs because I'm a Libra!
Person 2: Astrology is fake.
Person 1: Astrology is not fake.
Person 2: You're an idiot.
by cyberphonic January 15, 2011
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Astro Dater

Series of snipes made by National Screen Service and used in cinema's in the 70's. Includes music called Funky Fanfare
Start of Kill Bill and Grindhouse uses the Astro Dater "Our Feature Presentation" snipe
by Keith_M December 2, 2007
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Astro Boy

possibly astroboy. an anime show that is extremely vital in the history of anime. Astro Boy has been a constant figure in Japan and around the world. basically the first anime show (debatable), and also the first anime show to gain notority worldwide (although speed racer would later come and blow astro boy away with its crazzy ass success). about a robot kid made by some doctor. a mix basically of superman and pinochhio. lots of stuff here. created by Osama Tezaku, the father of anime.
Soaring high in the sky, he may be small but only in size... something something... astro boy!
by thegreatmonkey October 27, 2005
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Astrodome

Receiving a blow job while being extremely high or in space
I got supa high and when i got home my bitch ga'me some astrodome
by willyt248 February 5, 2009
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Astrology

Astro (star) nomy (a specified area of knowledge) therefore astronomy is a branch of science studying space and celestial objects. And there is also Astro (star) ology (denotes a subject of study or interest) so what’s the difference between astrology and astronomy?

Quite simple really. Astrology is full of shit. It claims the position of the stars influence on your mood like ok Tiffany it doesn’t excuse you for being a bitch
Dumb bitch-omg watch out he is such a Virgo

Me- you mean a virgin?
Dumb bitch-noo astrology

Me- stfu
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