Douche-aster

Disaster cause by one or more douches. Also congregation of douchebags causing a raucous.

The large group of guido's are ready to create a douche-aster. I was involved in an accident with a douchebag today, it was a douche-aster!

by FelixDaCuban January 10, 2015

Aster

Aster husband of Paul McCartney, roblox user and sketchers united user
Likes: tits
Dislikes: sketchers united and gays

Aster burning in hell cuz shes a fag

by Asterthemethie January 16, 2022

Aster

noun: aster
-A feeling or expression of calm.
-A person, act, or thing that is a success; something cool.

adjective: asterous
-Highly successful.

noun:
-“Can you feel the aster?”
“Yeah, this place has super chill vibes.”

-“That trick-flip you did was so aster.”

adjective:
-“Dude, that party was asterous.”

by booimaghostheretohuantyou January 9, 2024

aster

Aster is a raging lesbian and loves brownies and hawt chocolate

Aster is my best friend and I love playing Fortnite with them

by Tabachingching December 21, 2023

Aster

Aster is the prettiest girl every exist in any universe and she belongs to me. My baby is on urban dictionary now omg
SHE BELONGS TO ONLY ME

FUCK OFF SIMPS

"Aster light me up at my lowest"

by simp for aster June 27, 2022

Aster

The girl is always there, but everyone forgets. She's late to everything, even her own birth. Even though she's always late she never gets in trouble. She knows your name, but doesn't want to talk to you. After reading this you'll probably remember you know an Aster and then forget about her. She's worth knowing but you don't want to know her. So just keep ignoring her constant attempts to befriend you.

"Who's that?"
"That's Aster."
WHO?"
"You've known her for 25 years..."

by Fargus QUatntell May 24, 2023

Aster SMP

ONE OF THE BEST ORIGINS SMP!!

Harry: Have you see the new Aster SMP videos on YouTube?
Patricia: YES! IT WAS AMAZING!

by someone_child June 2, 2022