assanginated

A politically motivated public humiliation and lengthy imprisonment or murder of a famous dissident perpetrated by authorities using contrived, morally reprehensible, incriminating evidence with the intent to deter adherents.

Hey did you hear about Alex Jones? He was arrested protesting the Bilderberg conference and they found a dead 6 year old boy and kiddy porn in his hotel room and he hung himself in jail!

Yeah, they totally assanginated that guy!

by Seanster69 December 2, 2010

Ashvanth

An awesome person that will change your life. He will always be there for you no matter what. He will always understand you and be kind to you. He teases and pranks but stays loyal forever. He is also an awesome sports man who will develop powerful muscles and a great physique.

Woah Ashvanth is here.
Thanks Ash.

by Accio amazingness March 2, 2019

Assvacuation

The act of completely and totally emptying your bowels, most often done in an involuntary manner and inconvenient setting.
May leave you with an empty feeling, or dehydrated.

Man, after being stuck on I-285 for 2 hours, I barely made it home before having a total Assvacuation in my pants.

by DobberDoo April 14, 2011

Assventure

An adventure involving a girl's Ass

John: So what'd you do last night?
Tim: I had an assventure with Jennifer last night.

by Bloxman830 September 6, 2013

assnanery

I told you, it is undefinable damn it.

You’re picking on me for my assnanery

by Randomness3.14 August 31, 2018

Assanginate

To assassinate the character of one that brings to light evidence of a governments wrongdoing.

Destroying the messenger so as to introduce questions regarding a persons credibility.

Michael Moore has dared to highlight our governments incompetency. We'd better try and assanginate him.

by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010

Assnanigans

Sexual Shenanigans whereby a male intends to perform anal sex on his unexpecting partner and does so my Tom Foolery and leads his partner to beleive that the occurance of the unexpected anal sex penetration was merely the direct result of a result of cockslippage.

Howard couldn't wait to have a little bit of his girlfriend's Brown Eye so he pulled of a little Assnanigans and slipped out mid-stroke making Sonja squeal with delight.

Roger: Hey Carl. How was your date with Rhonda last night?
Carl: Oh it was good Brahhhh! I pulled some Assnanigans!
Roger: Sweet!

by Eaton Holgoode September 11, 2014