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assanginated 

A politically motivated public humiliation and lengthy imprisonment or murder of a famous dissident perpetrated by authorities using contrived, morally reprehensible, incriminating evidence with the intent to deter adherents.
Hey did you hear about Alex Jones? He was arrested protesting the Bilderberg conference and they found a dead 6 year old boy and kiddy porn in his hotel room and he hung himself in jail!

Yeah, they totally assanginated that guy!
assanginated by Seanster69 December 2, 2010
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consider her assassinated

when someone is so fine you forgo the usual "I'd hit it".
*gorgeous pictures appear on facebook"

Dewd 1: DAAAMN.
Dewd 2: Consider her assassinated.

Assanginate 

To assassinate the character of one that brings to light evidence of a governments wrongdoing.

Destroying the messenger so as to introduce questions regarding a persons credibility.
Michael Moore has dared to highlight our governments incompetency. We'd better try and assanginate him.
Assanginate by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010

Assafinated

He won me over with flowers, shawarma and laughter and his way with words. I'm simply assafinated.
Assafinated by avivala July 3, 2009

I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo 

AlphaReborn being killed by KKTheEmo
AlphaReborn is being killed by KKTheEmo "I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo"

Assagitated 

Agitated but a lot more
"I am so assagitated right now because Tesco put their meal deals up by 40p."
Assagitated by Sunflower93 December 31, 2024

ass-assassinated 

did you hear daen was ass-assassinated
ass-assassinated by ball fondler December 5, 2023