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assman

Assman is a man that does ass surgery like off saving Silverman. He is generally the best stroy tellers you will ever meet in ur entire life.
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by Gan August 7, 2003
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Assman

A person who pours the ass( last sip or two) of a beer on his/her head.

Can also be a person who pours an entire beer on his head.
Dude!, I'm the assman!
by lardawg May 3, 2009
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Assman

The newest superhero in the crimefighting world who fights with the power of ass along with the assistance of his Sidekick Bootygirl.
Da nanananananana Da nanananananana Assman!
by Assman_ February 2, 2014
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ASSMENE

Pronounced (Ars-may-ne)

To properly preform ASSMENE, one (usually the male participant) must be wearing a lamp shade over their head, whilst naked with an erect pee pee, and dancing take the L from fortnite atop a table.

The performer must chant : ASSMENE 3 times before nutting on the floor.

Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning

Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning

Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
by BigBird6ix9ine May 24, 2018
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Assmeen

When one of the yasmeen mathews fuck the whole crew
Aye man you tryna get some assmeen tonight. Response:hell nah WE tryna get some assmeen
by Dydys7wuzwjkz October 3, 2018
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Assman

Somebody who acts like an ass
Dude Michael is such an Assman
Andrew, you can shit the fuck up
by Angry Doggo May 17, 2020
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Assmanship

A man who smells of cheese and arse. And likes vinegar on chips with a tight belt around his stomach.
Eg the man was a true assmanship
by Randomhuman05 July 12, 2021
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