A tassle which you attach to you bottom. Much like those of which are on little girls' bikes. If you have one per Bum cheek they are called Chassles.
by MissAwkward July 18, 2011
Get the Assles mug.One who puts up with the shit that college students living on campus come up with every day, especially when he or she is either busy or after 1:00AM in the morning.
Man my Resident Assistant(RA) has it tough, those girls in that dorm were fighting at 3AM and he sat there to deal with all their shit!
by An R.A. June 28, 2008
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More commonly referred to as C.A.B.
To engage in banter whilst relying on the assistance of a stolen Birmingham city council traffic cone.
Most effective when directed at Bantagonists or Banter Biters
To engage in banter whilst relying on the assistance of a stolen Birmingham city council traffic cone.
Most effective when directed at Bantagonists or Banter Biters
"Guys why is there a cone behind the door? I just bumped into it and almost dropped my waffles!"
M"For Cone-Assisted Banter!"
M"For Cone-Assisted Banter!"
by ***Welshy*** February 25, 2009
Get the Cone-Assisted Banter mug.(Contraction - Ass + Issues) An unfavorable or unpleasant state or condition of one's asshole. May be caused by Hemorrhoids, bad ass hygiene or that Habanero soaked enchilada from last night.
by MaxfieldP June 21, 2006
Get the Assues mug.The act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter.
Often used as a good sequel to an episode of cone-assisted banter, especially when directed at the same Banter-biter or Bantagonist. It can be used as an isolated piece of banter or as a part of a larger bantathon.
Often used as a good sequel to an episode of cone-assisted banter, especially when directed at the same Banter-biter or Bantagonist. It can be used as an isolated piece of banter or as a part of a larger bantathon.
"Guys, why are my toaster tongs set in a massive block of ice? did you do it to annoy me?"
"No, for Ice-assisted banter"
"No, for Ice-assisted banter"
by ***Welshy*** March 8, 2009
Get the Ice-Assisted Banter mug.by Delores Santana December 28, 2005
Get the assistant coach mug.To assess and optimize your look or style.
To help a clueless friend get right before they go out looking stupid.
To help a clueless friend get right before they go out looking stupid.
My girl Rebe assessimized me and decided I needed to get to Dr. Jay's snap.
You can't go out like yo, you hideous; you need to assessimize.
You best assessimize if you want any hope of being sexable.
You can't go out like yo, you hideous; you need to assessimize.
You best assessimize if you want any hope of being sexable.
by jeffjam December 4, 2012
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