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Assles

A tassle which you attach to you bottom. Much like those of which are on little girls' bikes. If you have one per Bum cheek they are called Chassles.
No Jimmy those aren't Tassles for your bum. Those are Assles.
by MissAwkward July 18, 2011
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Resident Assistant

One who puts up with the shit that college students living on campus come up with every day, especially when he or she is either busy or after 1:00AM in the morning.
Man my Resident Assistant(RA) has it tough, those girls in that dorm were fighting at 3AM and he sat there to deal with all their shit!
by An R.A. June 28, 2008
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Cone-Assisted Banter

More commonly referred to as C.A.B.

To engage in banter whilst relying on the assistance of a stolen Birmingham city council traffic cone.

Most effective when directed at Bantagonists or Banter Biters
"Guys why is there a cone behind the door? I just bumped into it and almost dropped my waffles!"

M"For Cone-Assisted Banter!"
by ***Welshy*** February 25, 2009
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Assues

(Contraction - Ass + Issues) An unfavorable or unpleasant state or condition of one's asshole. May be caused by Hemorrhoids, bad ass hygiene or that Habanero soaked enchilada from last night.
Dude, you got any Tucks, or Prep-H? I'm having some serious assues today.
by MaxfieldP June 21, 2006
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Ice-Assisted Banter

The act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter.

Often used as a good sequel to an episode of cone-assisted banter, especially when directed at the same Banter-biter or Bantagonist. It can be used as an isolated piece of banter or as a part of a larger bantathon.
"Guys, why are my toaster tongs set in a massive block of ice? did you do it to annoy me?"

"No, for Ice-assisted banter"
by ***Welshy*** March 8, 2009
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assistant coach

Now, you know damned well that that $3 bag you have ain't nothing but Assistant Coach!
by Delores Santana December 28, 2005
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assessimize

To assess and optimize your look or style.

To help a clueless friend get right before they go out looking stupid.
My girl Rebe assessimized me and decided I needed to get to Dr. Jay's snap.

You can't go out like yo, you hideous; you need to assessimize.

You best assessimize if you want any hope of being sexable.
by jeffjam December 4, 2012
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