andover

a stupid high-classy town that everyone that's rich lives in. A typical place that everyone buys whatever they want and do sexual favors for teachers good grades

ughh that stupid high-classy joint reminds me of andover.

by f4mous x July 6, 2007

andover high

public school in a gay rich town in MA. at least it's free

catboner: Luckily I got through four years of high school without learning any social skills. Phew!
andover high student: Didn't you pay $120,000 to go to PA?
catboner: Yup! Now I'm going to UMiami.

by bldkd July 15, 2010

North Andover

A decent sized upper class suburban town full of air heads with spray tans. The kids have way to much of their parents money and so do the parents. Everyone is expected to have the latest crap and all desgner clothes, and the parents are stupid enough or away on their constant vacations, to even notice what theyre kids are doing. A crew of kids tend to go awy to prep schools where they waste more of their parents money not learning education learning how to smoke joints. But if you go to the high school you can get the same knowledge from the "emos" (who need to shower) if you don't know how to get wasted spend one night here and you'll learn and probably end up hooking up with one of the sleezy easy cheerleaders. If your gay theres the preppy boys who attempt to act chill but allthey want is a big penis up their shitter. No matter where you live if you wanna go to a good party come to NA.

guy 1: dude i wanna like go to a party
guy 2: let's go to north andover i hear carly's parents are away

3 days later

guy 1: that was sickk
guy 2: i know i got so wasted and had hot sex with the quarterback
guy 1: thats gross i did it with one of the easy cheerleaders

by hoe facee biznatchess June 26, 2008

Phillips Academy Andover

Phillips Academy Andover is a famous private school in Andover, Massachusetts with a reputation as one the premier schools in the United States. It is the high school of President George Bush and his father. The school is historically connected with Yale sicne in past generations a large percentage of their students later attended Yale.

It fits very well in Andover since Andover is a town filled with rich people and those who want to be rich who look down at everyone else. This causes other people to not like the Andover people since they suck.

by hasafienda April 27, 2005

Andoversford

A village in the country of Gloucestershire, in the Midlands. Overrun by the native Chav, with the rare species of intelligence cropping up in very small pockets of the area. Other species inhabiting the area are thieves, drug dealers, paedophiles, and the general, all round arrogant cunt. The police do regular patrols, but to no avail as they are fat, useless retards.

Chav 1: Sup nigz

Chav 2: Ite fam, wagwan?

**Mysterious van appears**

Paedophile: He kiddies, you're coming with me

**Thief nicks paedo's van**

Chavs: Nah blud, we gon shank u up m8, u liv by da krew's rulez in Andoversford bruv.

by DogShagger January 25, 2013

North Andover

what can we say about north andover.....

well for starts this town sucks!!!
theres not much to do besides hang out downtown, which is lame, and ur automatically druggie if u hang there. pretty much weekends consist of getting fucked up!! and thats pretty much it.
so lets talk about the girls in the high school
each year the freshman girls get sleezeier and easier. and the majority of na girls have fake tans, white teeth,they all wear ugg boots and drink D&D .NA runs on dunkins!! there all 2 faced rich bitches who think there the shit. they get used by every guy in school. there the kind of girls that drunk before the dances but cant handle it. so they end making them look even worse then before. GOOD JOBS girls! there like talking to a parott, they repeat everything to anyone!!!
alright heres to the boys..
NA boys also suck. no manners imature, playa's and liers.
there is a one in a million chance that ull get a good one. its so hard to find a guy in this town. and if u do hes already slept with the cheerleading squad and half the FB team! the preppy ones suck mad dick and think they know everything.
PS NA IS not the hood!!!!!!!! wear clothes that fit you!!!!
kids in NA think there ghetto. but when they school they get in there BMW mustangs, Lexus.. good one!
hippi kids
these are the best kids i have ever met in my life. these are the real life kids in the town they no whats good. and they no how life works. thats because they dont get everything handed to them. they have to figure out how to live and how to get by in life. i have the best times with them! skipping school smoking weed! goign the mall! smoking butts drinking have a grand old time!!!!!!
love them
emo kids
they need to shower!!!!!!!!!! like u smelll!!!!!! there not even like emo they pretend. ripped shirts and bandana spikey hair black eyeliner doesnt make u emo!! it just makes u werid. MCR sucks!!!!!!!!!! grr they make me mad
this town is pretty much worst then any other town around here

north andover girl: omg i got so trashed this weekend. i like jumped on 20 guys and fell down the stairs! i was like sooooo drunk
other NA girl: omg where they hott?!

by sammmmalammmma January 13, 2008

andover ohio

Andover Ohio is a small town in Northeast Ohio in Ashtabula County. The town is hopelessly boring and pathetic as is all of its residents. It's very mundane. There is no entertainment, shopping or food choices. High school kids resort to sitting around on the Andover Square on Friday nights revving their parents car engines and trying to make their lives sound interesting. Small minded community. Limited breeding options. Tourists flock there every summer to go fishing in Pymatuning and swim in the stank beach. The schools are horrible. Not only do they get the lowest test scores in the county, they are nicknamed "Pregnant Valley" due to the number of very young girls who get pregnant. They actually had a school program for pregnant or young mothers to attend. By young I mean 12-13 year old kids. The only school with that program in the county. The schools football team is pitiful

"Where is Andover Ohio?"

"It's a place you go when you have no hopes or dreams for a better life"

by Crazybutcute December 27, 2016