Akron Hammer

A sexual position that originated in Akron, Ohio. It was later stolen and known as "doggy style" but the hometown people know their roots.

I'm going to that chick's house tonight. Hopefully she's easy enough for me to give her the akron hammer

by Zak Keasey January 1, 2010

Akron Shoeshine

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.

That akron shoeshine tasted nasty!!

by FireIslanders September 14, 2008

Aeron

a flying cucumber

"Danny almost got hit in the head by that Aeron!"

by ququququ March 31, 2009

aeronautical intercourse

Flying fuck

Go take a aeronautical intercourse somewhere

by Peter long prone April 16, 2016

Akron Sling

Named after the rubber city, the Akron sling is when you slingshot the used condom into your partner's face after intercourse.

Sonya: Dude, why are you so pissed off?
Chris: She gave me the Akron Sling!
Elyse: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sonya: You were going to do it to her!
Chris: ...
Sonya & Elyse: AHAHAHAHA!

by Dr. Wolfgang Von Bubbles November 27, 2016

akron cinnamon bun

The technical name for having sex with a person of ample proportions and not being able to find the intended hole, so in the end you just settle for the largest fat fold you can find and cum all over it, making it look like the sticky cum glaze that you see on a Cinnabon or Krispy Kreme donut.

Even though I was railing Margie from behind last night, I couldn't find her pussy hole because she was so fat, so I just came all over one of her big marsupial like fat folds instead, giving her an Akron cinnamon bun.

by Pervert K. Schneckelbaum December 1, 2016

Aneron

Aneron is a sweet, kind hearted girl. She is loveable and laughable. Guys fall for her daily, mostly starting with the letter g and ending with rant. She is a hottie with a Body and is known to be pretty naughty. She loves to swing and always wants to go faster! If you ever stumble upon an aneron, cherish that moment forever.

Grant-" whoaaa! Who's that girl?
Greg- "I know she's pretty cute, her name is aneron."
Grant-"she's not pretty cute, she's freaking hot! Oh, here she comes..."

by Your siblings November 10, 2022