aspression

a gloriously thought-out design, often seen in tunnels and walls; mainly used in conjunction with "Production" (i.e. Aspression Production)

Boquifa: Did you see that Aspression Production?!
Jamaal: Yeah I did! That stuff is the shit!

by Boquifa and Jamaal February 18, 2009

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asspression

When you got diarrea so bad that your ass can't help keep it in and keeps shooting out poo like a volcano and you have to live in the bathroom as your ass keeps throwing up into the toilet.

Dam that nigga got asspression wit an attitude, he be filling that sewer with ass vomit, he done cost the tax payer millions.

While I was tapping that ass I slipped out and then she lost it and started to asspression all over the place, the whole room smelled like ass vomit, I started to vomit on dat bitch like for real, it was like her ass needed an exorcism.

Ray-ray was walking to pick up the scoop at Kelly Park and suddenly he had an asspression and shit himself so bad he had strip heself naked and run home painting the road like da construction crew do.

by Inter-Urbanz January 14, 2012

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impressionate

(v) Making a comment from someone else's point of view for humorous effect.
Portmanteau of "impression" and "impersonate".

Nick: I've seen his YouTube channel twice.
Colin: I'm basically his biggest fan /s.
Nick: Really?
Colin: No, I'm just trying to impressionate you.
<Cue hilarity>

by drbaconphd July 21, 2017

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Impressionize

To portray someone else, particularly within the facial region. Impressionizing is an incredibly difficult skill to learn, hence why only few people within the world are able to do so successfully.

I heard you could earn around 999,999$ if you impressionize a popular actor.

by Why are all usernames taken? May 7, 2019

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