Afterburner Syndrome

A mental health disorder characterized by the compulsive over analysis of performance metrics in search of non-existent problems.

Named after the software most commonly used for this purpose,"MSI Afterburner".

A: "Have you seen Jerry lately? He was yelling on a call the other day about how his computer is never reaching its full potential."
B: "Oh yeah, he's got 'Afterburner Syndrome.' I told him that's normal for a five-year-old game, but he won't listen."

by emmvlyn June 29, 2025

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Afterburner

burning sensation in the anus resulting from a spicy dump

Damn bro, with that spicy burrito sure came an afterburner

by I.AM.A.POTATO March 20, 2019

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KFC afterburn

When your anus feels like an erupting vulcano the day after you ate spicy KFC

The KFC afterburn is hitting me hard today. I don't think I can go to school with a fiery anus like this.

by JasonBanaan February 3, 2017

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american afterburner

When you're having sex with your parter and you fart mid stoke you use that extra sauce to fuel a full powered thrust

Last night after I eat a bowl of 3 alarm chili, I gave Susie an American afterburner.

by farmer1069 May 15, 2018

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Afterburn

When playing either "Apples to Apples" or "Cards Against Humanity," it is the feeling of massive regret you feel immediately after drawing a new card when you are stuck having played a previous answer that does not work nearly as well as the new one would have.

*player picks up new card from the deck and looks at it*

Player 1: Aw, man! This would have been way funnier than the one I put down.
Player 2: That's afterburn for you.

by WordSmith1983 September 25, 2014

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