A mental health disorder characterized by the compulsive over analysis of performance metrics in search of non-existent problems.
Named after the software most commonly used for this purpose,"MSI Afterburner".
Named after the software most commonly used for this purpose,"MSI Afterburner".
A: "Have you seen Jerry lately? He was yelling on a call the other day about how his computer is never reaching its full potential."
B: "Oh yeah, he's got 'Afterburner Syndrome.' I told him that's normal for a five-year-old game, but he won't listen."
B: "Oh yeah, he's got 'Afterburner Syndrome.' I told him that's normal for a five-year-old game, but he won't listen."
by emmvlyn June 29, 2025

I had to get more paper to make an afterburner to clean the remaining rust from my dirty sherrifs badge
by Smordwith May 19, 2023

by I.AM.A.POTATO March 20, 2019

The KFC afterburn is hitting me hard today. I don't think I can go to school with a fiery anus like this.
by JasonBanaan February 3, 2017

by Damn VinhHungw December 7, 2021

by Quagmire Ton bastardo February 6, 2021

When you're having sex with your parter and you fart mid stoke you use that extra sauce to fuel a full powered thrust
by farmer1069 May 15, 2018
