Afterburner Syndrome

A mental health disorder characterized by the compulsive over analysis of performance metrics in search of non-existent problems.

Named after the software most commonly used for this purpose,"MSI Afterburner".

A: "Have you seen Jerry lately? He was yelling on a call the other day about how his computer is never reaching its full potential."
B: "Oh yeah, he's got 'Afterburner Syndrome.' I told him that's normal for a five-year-old game, but he won't listen."

by emmvlyn June 29, 2025

Afterburner

Those extra sheets of paper used to make sure you've wiped all the remnants of turd from your hole.

I had to get more paper to make an afterburner to clean the remaining rust from my dirty sherrifs badge

by Smordwith May 19, 2023

Afterburner

burning sensation in the anus resulting from a spicy dump

Damn bro, with that spicy burrito sure came an afterburner

by I.AM.A.POTATO March 20, 2019

KFC afterburn

When your anus feels like an erupting vulcano the day after you ate spicy KFC

The KFC afterburn is hitting me hard today. I don't think I can go to school with a fiery anus like this.

by JasonBanaan February 3, 2017

Afterburner

A software created by MSI, for graphic cards tuning and utilized

Đỉ mẹ nó, SPC đéo bảo hành vì xài Afterburner quá tay @@

by Damn VinhHungw December 7, 2021

Afterburners

Hot smelly farts unexplainable because they immediately follow a toxic rat killing dump

Oh Jesus that stinks - I’ve got the afterburners

by Quagmire Ton bastardo February 6, 2021

american afterburner

When you're having sex with your parter and you fart mid stoke you use that extra sauce to fuel a full powered thrust

Last night after I eat a bowl of 3 alarm chili, I gave Susie an American afterburner.

by farmer1069 May 15, 2018