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absorb the knowledge

(verb) to flip somebody off while saying "absorb the knowledge." Usually said when you disagree with someone or want them to know you're not interested in what they're saying.
Person 1: "hey man can give you give me a ride home?"

Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."

"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."

"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."
by highschool45 May 13, 2023
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COD absorber

Some person, usually a teenager, who is very,VERY, knowledgeable about guns, but thier knowlege is 99.9999999% from the Call of Duty games.
He seemed really knowlegable about all this stuff, so I thought he did a reseach about guns. Turns out he waas a COD absorber.
by theNimja April 14, 2013
mugGet the COD absorbermug.

Absorb

to take in a liquid, gas, or other substance from the surface or space around
absorb something Plants absorb oxygen.
Let the rice cook until it has absorbed all the water.
absorb something into something The lotion is easily absorbed into the skin.
make part of something larger
often passive to make something smaller become part of something larger
absorb something The country simply cannot absorb this influx of refugees.
absorb something into something The surrounding small towns have been absorbed into the city.
Absorb into something into something the surrounding small towns have been absorbed into the city
by Viszuals On YOUTUBE June 2, 2020
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absorbing your nutrients

Hey Paul! have you ever tried absorbing your nutrients?

what the fuck is that
by GuyInSpace August 30, 2023
mugGet the absorbing your nutrientsmug.

self absorbant

when something thinks everything is about them, and that the world revolves around them. Essentially, they believe everything everyone does is about them
it isn't just about you...you are so self absorbant
by Slurp Master November 17, 2019
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Absorbic

To be essentially a sponge, to have the ability to absorb
This sponge is absorbic
by Jack2599 August 6, 2025
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