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you could drive a wooden person crazy

A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you are beyond all natural levels of irritating.
Matthew Lesko could drive a wooden person crazy.
by Chainsaw August 29, 2005
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Share a flash drive

intransitive verb
1) to digitally trust
2) to copulate
3) to be intimate

noun

1) the act of having sex
2) intimacy
3) digitally trust
I trust her enough to share a flash drive with her, but even if I didn't-look at those sweater monsters.

Jillian failed a class during her final semester in college and didn't go to graduation because she could not walk until the Fall. It all started the morning of her final exam. Little did she know, her boyfriend Tucker S. Johnson had gone to an orgy of a group meeting the night before and share his flash drive with at least 7 other people. (S is short for Shangdong, his middle name. Shangdong is a province in China and also part of a Chinese practical joke involving a pint of Vegetable Lo Mein and a fake rubber penis.)

They were an active couple and had built a level of trust very early. She thought that he may have just been hanging around, after she let him use her flash drive when the network went out one day. Now, they had barely gone more than a day without staring a flash drive in five months...except when she was going through updates. He said he was comfortable with it, but she thought it would get too messy

Normally, she always uses protection, but her Norton subscription expired and she was broke. Tucker S. came in and within a minute, stuck his flash drive in her fast, small, and backwards compatible USB-C 3.1 port to get his data. The malware spread quickly and she got a rash immediately. The sad part about the entire thing is that the whole folder didn't even transfer. He just dribbled some temporary files in to her hard drive and that was enough to do it
by creatorofmehh June 8, 2019
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I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."
Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."
by WatterBottles February 10, 2022
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Drive a Honda

if you think your car is cool when it sound like a broken blender and has a spoiler taller than a tree, you probably drive a Honda. Honda drivers are retards with backward hats on while they vape. these little cars sound like pissed off bees and only top out at 60 miles per hour.
by TheBigStoner420 November 20, 2018
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my rich neighbor drives a che, che, chev

When white trailer trash cant pronounce chevrolet because they are used to one syllable brands like dodge and ford. chevrolet is too classy for them.
did you see my neighbors new car?
no tom what did he get?
my rich neighbor drives a che, che, chev..
oh ok, i think i know what you're talking about.
by csmith23 July 6, 2010
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A shit drive

A shit drive is where you shit yourself during a long road trip often with loads of friends or family around to smell hear and see
Steave had caused himself to have a shit drive
by Gorilla lover 420 February 4, 2022
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drive a moose

To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.
To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.
by Moose Driver October 13, 2013
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