zoombie

(noun) : a type of fictional zombie; an undead person who possesses greater than average mobility compared to other, more traditional undead creatures; a zombie who runs and moves at a normal (or greater than normal) human speed. {best exemplified in the recent films Dawn of the Dead (2004) & 28 Days Later; from “zoom” + “zombie”}

"Dang, those zombies are fast."
"Those aren't zombies, man. Those are zoombies."

by Adam Hunt May 11, 2006

Zomboni

A Zamboni for zombies. Zombies usually ride it because it is hard to destroy, and it is a lot easier to get around from house to house eating brains. Also because they think it looks bad-ass.

Look at that Zomboni over there! Oh wait... It's coming towards me...

by iguy2002 April 16, 2013

Zombook

When your dead Macbook comes back to life after it was killed from water damage. Apparently, if you leave it under a fan for a week it will revive itself. Kind of the scariest thing ever.

Oh no! My Macbook has come back to life as a Zombook!

by Billy Apathy September 28, 2010

ZOOmbie

Noun:

People who overuse Zoom online meeting service .

This is particularly relevant in the current environment when most of the employees are working from home and use Zoom application for their meetings.

I am feeling like a Zoombie after 10 online meetings today.

by A-S-A-D April 6, 2020

Zoomnonsense

Zoomnonsense: A Zoom meeting with 10 or more participants where all or most of them have no idea what the purpose of the meeting is, or if they do know what the purpose is, they think it's a ridiculous waste of time. At Zoomnonsense meetings you usually see a lot of the participants suddenly bending out of the image frame. Many have the sound on mute so that nobody at the meeting hears them talking to people in their house.

Zoomnonesense meetings frequently end in breakout groups where people mysteriously disappear, never to be seen again at the meeting.

I can't believe Sue and Stephanie were doing a sorority squat during their Zoom meeting. It must have been Zoomnonsense, so probably nobody cared.

Damn, there's supposed to be 20 people at this Zoom meeting and I only see six in their image frames. It must be zoomnonsense.

by Del Ritchie October 30, 2020

ZOOMorial Service

A contingency online funerary requiem forced by COVID social gathering restrictions.

I'm so sorry to hear about your brother.
Yeah, very sad. He was only 42.
What are the funeral plans?
We can't have one. It's gonna be a ZOOMorial Service because of COVID.
Damn, send me an invite.

by YAWA January 28, 2021

zombologist

One who studies zombology

"How do we stop these zombies from spreading?"

"What do I look like a zombologist?"

by Ryua March 15, 2008