Zimmer

An adult male with widely set eyes that doesn’t show up to work.

Man that Jacob is a real Zimmer.

by No skills March 20, 2023

zimmerism

sell sell sell
lot lot lot

Oh no, he's having a Zimmerism, better hide!

by anonymous10101010 July 12, 2025

Beer zimmer

The act of providing a supporting frame to an inebriated person who would otherwise struggle to make it home. Usually involves walking arm-in-arm with someone taking two steps forward and one step back.

'Did you have a good night out last night?'
'Yeah, except I ended up as the beer zimmer for that girl in accounts.'

by FriendIndeed January 31, 2012

Hans Zimmer

Musical genius

Hans Zimmer's works is one of the greatest gifts given to humanity

by fencetape October 30, 2024

Zimmering

" Zimmering" Zim mer-ing Noun
" Zimmered" Zim merd Adjective

1: The Act of destroying anything that you were asked not to interact with because you were not ( smart, strong ) enough to know you should of left it alone.

Person 1 - Hey it looks like that windshield has a crack in it!
Repair Shop - We can repair this for you on Tuesday.
Person 1 - I cannot wait till Tuesday, I will fix it myself.
Repair Shop - Do you have any training in repairing windshields?
Person 1 - Nope, I do not.
Repair Shop - Please do not try to repair it yourself if you go on zimmering something you do not know about you will damage it.
Person 1 - Ok

Person 1 then goes ahead and attempts to repair the windshield and in frustration of inability to repair the windshield throws a Sledgehammer through the windshield completely damaging the window frame and the inside of the vehicle.

Repair Shop - DAMN! You completely "Zimmered" that car.

by Wholywalter August 28, 2013