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Yeed

The pilgrims and indians traded expressions with wine, whiskey and a piece pipe.
noun: to be drunk, high, lifted, cocked, gassed, pissed, blazed, rocked, stuck, mangled, stoned, hammered, chink eyed, crushed, blasted, junk, banged-up, intoxicated, innebriated, or luggage.
I drank a 40, took a bong hit and smoked an L on the way to work today. How yeed? So YEED!
by Ace January 6, 2005
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Yeed

A word vegans will use to descibe weed cause they just have to be different
Yo man want some yeed?

Non vegan: what the fuck does that even mean
by An-ything October 7, 2016
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yeemo

A subgenre of emo music and culture, which focuses on the specific emotions, woes, and depressions associated with being a misunderstood asian with a small penis.
-Go away guys, im feeling really yeemo right now.
-Im not emo, im yeemo. get it straight.
by James Milburrrr January 17, 2008
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yeemp

1. A highly mobile four-dimensional
member of the progression circle,
sphere, yeemp. Yeemps bounce in a
four-dimensional member of the
progression area, volume, hypervolume.
by Deekoo L. August 27, 2003
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yeemp

2. (proper noun) the instant messaging
program named Yeemp.
3. (noun) the Yeemp instant messaging
protocol.
4. (noun) a message sent using the
Yeemp instant messaging protocol.
5. (verb) to cause a yeemp(4) to be
sent.
2: "I installed Yeemp today."
3: "The yeemp protocol uses encryption."
4: "Send me a yeemp."
5: "Yeemp at deekoo."
by Deekoo L. August 27, 2003
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yeeda

yeeda is an ol' yiddish word for pre-cum
Herschel was schvitzen with his yeeda everywhere
by philly mcbluntz March 24, 2008
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yeem

An object/creature that exists in 0 states of matter at once.
Person 1 - “My friend just touched yeem. He screamed in agony before completely becoming Heinz baked beans.”

Person 2 - “Huh, that’s weird. You should touch it as well.”

Person 1 - “I… I don’t want to.”

Person 2 - “You will…”

Person 1 touches yeem.

Person screams, it’s visceral and uncomfortable. You can tell how much pain they’re in. You want to help but you know you can’t. They begin to become Heinz baked beans. First their legs change, and they’re left screaming in a pile of beans. Then their arms go, and finally the rest of them. You know they’re gone now. As if they never existed in the first place.

Person 2 - “yeem.”

Person 2 - “Do you want to touch yeem?”

You don’t want to, but you feel your legs moving anyway. As you approach the yeem, you begin to make amends. Gradually, you feel at peace. You’re almost ready for the pain. Almost.
by Xx_yeem#69420_xX February 9, 2022
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