Twitter witty

(adj) amusing or humorous updates delivered only after hours of thinking about it, typing and retyping, and finally posting.

Her followers think she's hilarious, but her real life friends know she's just Twitter witty.

by The bumblebee_otch May 17, 2011

Titty witty

A person knowledgable on tits

Person 1 - "Hey Tracey is very titty witty"
Person 2 - "I know right. She gave me a full hour explanation on tits"

by JUMJUMS December 23, 2011

Creati-witty

A creative person and someone who uses wit like Word play, puns, jokes and humour in creative ways. Like making memes

He immediately made a meme on the topic we were discussing and sent it on the group. He used his CREATI-WITTY

by Nadish July 14, 2021

kitty witty

the wittiest kitty of all. and a sweet phrase to say when u are happy!!!

ben: Hi bro
Mickey: Kitty witty ^_^ Hehehehe
ben: OK ur sweet

by sweetnessoftheearth December 26, 2021

Rude witty

The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.

There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.

Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.

by Cap'n Derp July 5, 2011

Quick witty

Someone who can think of and make a joke very quickly. The same as "quick-witted," but one less letter.

Ellen DeGeneres is a very quick witty person.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 9, 2019

shitty witty

shitty witty- a term slaves use in the presence of discord mod to gain notice.

discord mod- hello slaves
future kitten- thats very shitty witty UwU..
discord mod- fuck, thats hot, give head
future kitten- ues ples

by MEI BO BO BEAR April 25, 2022