what to yell out (followed by the person's name) when someone you know lets rip with a very loud, watery fart in inappropriate surroundings
KENNY: (lets rip with a very loud, watery fart during the wedding ceremony)
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!
by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009
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Works best on very runny and soggy shits, especially a good alternative to cheap thin tissue in these circumstances.
Works best on very runny and soggy shits, especially a good alternative to cheap thin tissue in these circumstances.
by SunShizzle June 1, 2011
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The most satisfying wipe job performed for rectal cleansing post defecation. To dry wipe, one pinches a clean turd and the subsequent wiping of the ass results in the toilet paper being clean and "dry" and free of any fecal remnants.
Roger was already running late for work but he felt the urge to take a dump before embarking upon his long commute to the office. Fortunately for Roger and his high fiber diet, he was able to pinch off a clean loaf and was able to dry wipe thus saving him valuable time.
by Eaton Holgoode September 27, 2015
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1. Dude. Bro. Did you give her a gentlemen's wipe?
2. She was so hot I gave her a gentlemen's wipe.
3. I gave her a gentlemen's wipe like a true gent.
2. She was so hot I gave her a gentlemen's wipe.
3. I gave her a gentlemen's wipe like a true gent.
by Brendan7891 November 26, 2011
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She feels that if she 'wipes out this debt', she will be free from whatever problem is plaguing her
She feels that if she 'wipes out this debt', she will be free from whatever problem is plaguing her
by Andyakat May 26, 2013
Get the Wipe out the red from my ledger mug.when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.
by Lunicus January 29, 2007
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