wifex

Basically your future ex wife.

Dude 1: "That chicks smoking"

Dude 2: "4sho, She could be my wifex"

by JuicyLemonSpice September 12, 2017

Wifex

Basically wifex means "future ex-wife"

Walking down the street with your pals
You: "That Bird from last night was fine"
Dude 1: "Yea, she could totally be my wifex"
Dude 2: "Mine too"

by JuicyLemonSpice September 20, 2017

Wifex

The word means the same thing as ex-wife. You're texting is much quicker to write wifex because ex-wife requires a hyphen that requires switching to symbols on many phones. I'm already a slow texter.

That is my wifex, my sons Mom.

by Divad Notyalc September 24, 2017

Wife's Boyfriend

The dumbass that makes me go to bed at 7:30 even though it's the weekend.

No Wife's Boyfriend Carl, I dont want to go to bed! I'm not even tired yet and it's Saturday.

by Pogface_063 July 7, 2020

Hot slut wife

A premiscouis married woman who has sexual relations with other men outside the bonds of matrimony

with her husband's approval. Usually while the husband watches or joins when he's present.

Christine is a hot slut wife, not only does she look great,but she loves to screw other men with and without her husband with her. That doesn't that make her so terrible

Hotwife slut shared wife cuckold
cuckoldress

by fathed420 December 10, 2015

safety wife

A safety wife is a friend who you have agreed to marry once you reach a certain age if you both remain single.

''If we are still single by 40, agree to marry each other?''

''Deal! I'm your safety wife''

by Angel22222 November 13, 2013

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

by Mazza King October 7, 2018