T.P 

Toilet paper. Beavis says this when he is the 'the great cornholio'.

I need T.P for my bunghole!

T.P by Cajun_Kid July 16, 2007

T.P 

Telepathic Powers. to share the same thoughts with someone. or like jinx. instead of jinx say "TP"

TIM: "Taco"
Ilan: "Taco"
Both: "T.P"

T.P by Double L Lover August 6, 2011

T.P 

T.P Stands for teachers pet. Somone who sucks up to teachers in any way possible.

John is always giving the teacher apples.

What a T.P

T.P by me no wait Jesus December 9, 2007

T&P 

Abbreviation for "Thoughts and Prayers" used on social media to make your incredibly insincere sentiments, incredibly convenient to deliver.

That smug prick Chazzzzz changed his FaceBook status to "T&P" instead of typing out "Thoughts and Prayers to the victims of that middle-aged serial rapist in Palm Beach County".

T&P by ajpolo November 13, 2017

T&P 

n.

Stands for time & place

Guy "Ayo money, we're still on for tonight right?"
Girl "The steakhouse uptown at 8 right?"
Guy "That be the T&P"
Girl "Forsure"

T&P by Ryan Jackson July 29, 2008

T&P 

"Thoughts and Prayers". A typical response on message boards when someone reveals that they are going through a hardship of some sort, to indicate that the person is in their thoughts and prayers.

Sorry to hear that. T&P

T&P by MidnightBarrier November 11, 2010

T.P. 

Toliet Paper

we're out of tp.

T.P. by Jayzen October 17, 2003