wiping of the ass

a funny but crude way of saying "no problem" or "business as usual".

"Hey you fixed that problem like no sweat!"

"Yep, all part of the wiping of the ass, my friend."

by Sascha Dinkelmann November 26, 2005

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

Wipe my ass with it

When you can perform a task with no difficulties

Dude I'm stuck with maths can you help?
Yeah cool, let me wipe my ass with it.

by Genial1232 April 18, 2015

Wipe my ass

Covering your bros ass while he clears a room of any sort of enemy. Primarily used in conjunction with Resident Evil 5's many Majini zombies. Can be used with any sort of 2-player co-op shooter game. Phrase coined during one of many bro days.

Italian Stallion: Bro, im going to get the last time bonus. Wipe my Ass!

Korean Bronco: You got it bro. Ass wiping in 5,4,3,2,1... go

by KoreanBronco March 4, 2010

Wipe my ass

Telling someone to wipe your ass to disrespect them. If that motherfucker decides to do so, he a fuckin slave suckin dicks on groove street probably for some gay ass losers.

Yo that nigga wipe my ass, i disrespected his ass in front of whole crowd. I heard his bitch ass been hangin out with gays, not a suprise.

by Fuckerhaha November 13, 2019

Wipe Your Ass

To shove toilet paper up your butt.

Go wipe your ass.

by Steaver370 April 26, 2004

wiping my ass

1. Dismissing an action from one's attention
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.

Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"

"Yo Jordan, did you hear about the test grades?! The average was below a 40%."

"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"

by Urban yahtzee April 19, 2018