(v.) To correct. Coming from the days of education where incorrect answers, spelling mistakes and other such mistakes were highlighted in red ink and corrected by the teacher.
a: The time is 13:20
b: 13:40- your watch is slow.
a: your watch is fast.
c: it's 13:40
B: red inked beeyatch!
b: 13:40- your watch is slow.
a: your watch is fast.
c: it's 13:40
B: red inked beeyatch!
by Gumba Gumba June 3, 2004
by John Weegee October 26, 2017
A sexual act in which one partner holds in their urges to urinate for a day or two, and eats and drinks the worst kinds of junk foods and alcohol, conjuring a vigorous bladder storm inside, and when it is finally unbearable, they release their blood coloured piss onto their sexual partner.
1: Hey bro why do you smell so awful?
2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...
2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...
by Paleo-Fecal Investigator March 25, 2020