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Cougar-esque

A person with traits or attributes of an older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with much younger men.
In the hot tub of that swingers club, I meet a cougar-esque lady. She wasn't quite a cougar because she turned out to be a drag queen.
by rabriate September 6, 2012
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Florida-esque

When a girl's vagina becomes moist & humid it becomes comparable to florida every day weather
That girl's vagina was so florida-esque
by Sex_monkey December 5, 2014
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Aries-esque

1. like or characteristic of a person born with-in the dates March 21 to April 20
2. More specifically, like or characteristic of the certain traits associated with an Aries.
Common traits being: positive connotation Courageous, being a Leader, Confident, negative connotation Aggressive, Reckless, Selfish, and/or Impatient.

3. Even more specifically, being related to or similar to Aries, the heroine from the book “Aries Rising” by E S Pearl. Usually only in times of urgency by someone who is only temporarily commanding.
Common traits being: Commanding, Impatient, Generous, Tired Parent vibes, Used.
Guy : Did you see Johnny jump off of that cliff?
Girl : Yeah, I’ve never seen him be so Aries-esque!
Johnny: You two! I need you down here! Come immediately!
Guy: Sure, Bucko! *jumps in with him*
Girl: Of course, my Dreamboat! *falls off the side of the cliff into Johnny’s arms*
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“He snapped in a commanding, Aries-esque tone.” -Aries Rising, ESPearl
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“Geez Kathy, even though you’re a Leo, you act so Aries-esque.” - Anon
by Sunnyshiny August 27, 2021
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Peterman-esque

Adj. - Used to describe one's story that involves unusual and tangential clauses, and often highlights bizzare exploits or encounters, completely unrelated to the primary subject.

In reference to J. Peterman.
What does your trip to Thailand have anything to do with Himalayan Walking shoes? That's very Peterman-esque of you.
by Frank Sinatra Jr. Jr. December 27, 2011
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Stiffler-esque

A description of mannerisms or behaviors commonly distinguished by their abjectly heterosexual, alpha male motivations. The term references character Steve Stiffler, an outspoken would-be playboy with shades of decidedly latent homosexual tendencies and a heart of gold, from the popular American Pie movie series.
In Stiffler-esque fashion, Jack decided to bring his own penis as his date to Senior Prom.

"Dude, hiding a camera in the girls' locker room would be totally Stiffler-esque."
by C. Austin April 18, 2010
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fernley-esque

Anything executed with severe elegance and/or grace resulting in ejaculation for all witnesses
Did you see Zidane's goal??

MAN, that was fernley-esque!
by Shadi February 20, 2007
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Stroupe-esque

To have an unnaturally large ass.
Damn, that bitch over there is Stroupe-esque!
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