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whalex

a retarded csgo closet cheater with 1k+ subs (somehow)
whalex: i dont cheat
everyone who watches his videos: nice joke
by Аnonymous December 23, 2019
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Whale Subs

A man who gives large amounts of money in financial domination.
“I wish we could go to the mall today but none of my paypigs sent today…”

“No worries! I totally drained my Whale Subs today, drinks on me!”
by Allmyni August 30, 2021
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sad whale

A girl who believes she is overweight and that she is rejected by men because of it. She sobs constantly while making whale like sounds.

While sad whales can be found anywhere in the world they mostly inhabit North America and Western Europe due to abundant food supplies and no real hardships to cry about.
Sad Whale: ::sobs:: I'm so fat. Nobody loves me uuuuuhhhhhhwwwwwwaaaaaa uuuuuhhhhhhwwwwwwaaaaaa.
by The Poglavnik December 13, 2010
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drank like a whale

This describes the behavior of an open alcoholic, consuming vast quantities of booze.
Duke drank like a whale, after retiring from the military!
by I, Wreckerrr May 13, 2021
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whale

noun; a wealthy patron to a casino, gets paid special attention by a casino host so the patron will feel comfortable to gamble more money.
My whale just walked in. He is hosting the Ferrari convention downstairs.
by Crazybmws June 22, 2011
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GIGANTOR WHALE

a female of terrifying physical proportions, also commonly referred to as a HUUUUUUUUGE BITCH
requirements for a female to join the level of GIGANTOR WHALE include exceeding the height of 6'5 and exceeding the weight of 310 pounds

World-renowned uglybitchologist woo has been puzzled by the enigma that is the GIGANTOR WHALE for years now. He still does not comprehend their origin despite performing thousands of illegitimate, immoral experiments on them without consent. woo describes GIGANTOR WHALES as "indescribably huge." He warns the ignorant and loud-mouthed crowd that "the term should not be used lightly or casually even when messing around, becuase calling anyone who is technically not one would result in them killing themsleves immediately. It is a VERY VERY VERY rare term, only a handful of these beastbitches have been spotted in the last decade!"
what more can you say?
Bruce Lee: Would you fuck a GIGANTOR WHALE for 10 million bucks?
Jose Contreras: Fuck no! that bitch would crush me to death so I wouldn't be able to claim the money.
by benny b from the bronx November 11, 2004
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Whale Potential

A girl that is not overweight at present, but shows great potential to get fat. This is usually best observed in skinny women with huge "cankles." The theory being that God gave her big calves and ankles to support future weight gains.
"Man he better not marry her, she has huge whale potential. She drops out one kid and she'll look like Roseanne Barr."
by keifermail August 22, 2008
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