facebook weaving

Weaving in traffic becuase you are facebooking from your phone; similar to texting while driving only with more animation and photo upload potential!

The driver of the red mini cooper convertible is laughing and texting while weaving from one side of the lane to the other. She must be facebook weaving!

by Jessica Stevens May 24, 2009

stat weaving

commenting back and forth on a facebook users status update, conversation style, and completely ignoring the included "chat" feature

My work has a strict no IM policy so i've been stat weaving on facebook instead.

by statbasket April 18, 2009

willow weaving

After a one night stand when a lady has got many ropes of cum in her hair which subsequently has dried into dry chunky strips. This is the process of trying to tie these strips of dry cum riddled hair into a rudimentary plait or ponytail before doing the the walk of shame.

Emma: I can't believe how much that guy unloaded in my hair last night. I had to do some serious willow weaving before getting out of there.
Kate: You could have washed your hair after.

by Alan Morissette January 1, 2018

Drama Weaving

Drama Weaving is a method of text chat production in which an individual places drama interlaced at right angles to form drama. Other methods are jebaiting, kekwing and luling.

Wow that Pepega from twitch chat was drama weaving that situation at the prison.

by bluepenguin3 May 5, 2020

dream weaving

The art of conjuring up a ridicules and/or useless ideas. Followed by persuading or forcing others to chase the woven dream through endless work with no chance of justifiable or applicable results.

Create a triangular wheel is an example of dream weaving.
Attempt to stress cells through capillary tubes is an example of dream weaving.
My manager insist on dream weaving these useless theories like, turn a useful and manageable finished solution into gelatinous, non-process able gunk and generate mathematical models to fit useless data.

by my money ain't growin May 30, 2008

basket weaving

When two people are having sex and their pubic hair get tangeled together.

Me and my wife had sex and ended up basket weaving.

by T.R.O.R May 2, 2011

Weaving Cock

The act of handling cocks all day long and also trying to weave them into a blanket.

That man is a cock weaver, he is weaving cocks into blankets.

by Original CW October 17, 2008