Wandering Willie

When a man is having sex with a woman doggie style standing up and another woman is going down on your girl and your dick inadvertently comes out of her pussy and goes into her mouth.

We were at that party and I was fucking Ashley good from behind, when Amanda came over and started eating her pussy from the front. All at once my dick came out and bam, she got a Wandering Willie!

by SinfulJeff March 13, 2015

wiki-wandering

after looking up the info you need on Wikipedia, you click on random, interesting-looking links, reading new stuff, until you find yourself reading about something totally unrelated to your original subject.

i looked up "mickey mantle" on Wikipedia. when i was done, i clicked on "new york yankee players," then "world series champions," then on "brooklyn dodgers," then on "leo durocher," then on "laraine day" then on " famous mormons," then on "donny osmond," then on "tv stars of the 70's," then on "david soul", then on "starsky and hutch," then on "tv cars," then on "ford torino," then on "torino talledega," then on "richard petty," then on "stock car champions," then on "alan kulwicki," then on "famous persons from wisconsin," then on "jeffery dahmer," then on "serial killers," then on "howard unruh," then on "camden, new jersey," then on "campbell soup," and then i realized i had just wasted the last three hours wiki-wandering!

by earpuller September 12, 2009

wandering mumbleguts

(n). A person who habitually rambles on while talking incoherently in an inaudible or soft tone of voice, often in a boorish monotone.

Oh no, lets go make ourselves look busy. Here comes that wandering mumbleguts.

by Dave Hultgren February 26, 2004

wanderson

A complex and absurd story started in an internet forum as a practical joke. The story usually contains references to warm bodily fluids.

Don't believe that shit, it's just a load of wanderson.

by Alex Impoppi October 15, 2003

wandering lunatic

A psycho that wanders through-out citys screaming about who knows what.

"Dont make eye contact with him or he'll come talk to you."

by Wandering Lunatic June 27, 2005

wandering zipper disease

A polite(ish) way to call out somone who seeks extra-curricular activities outside their relationhip.

1. That cheating bastard has wandering zipper disease!

2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.

by GrannyGrunt March 2, 2021

eyeball wandering

a mans inability to keep his eyes from wandering towards a womans chest in order to reap the benefits of what her mammary glands offer, without actual physical contact. usually happens without the mans knowledge.

man: ah, damn it! i'm eyeball wandering again.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.

by Luke=lucas May 8, 2008