walmartians

the type of people that shop at walmart

I had no choice but to go to Walmart. Walmartians were everywhere!

by razzle berry May 9, 2020

Walmarting

asking someone to go in walmart to get something and leaving them. in order to get rid of them

Justin:damn nicole getting on my nerves

Tim:bruh why dont you just walmarting her

by timmy2turnt February 4, 2021

Walmartastic

A good day working at Walmart that definetly doesn't make you feel depressed by the end of your shift

"Hey, are you ready for a Walmartastic day? I heard we have two trucks."

by Cookie bro 75 October 19, 2023

Walmartian

People that spend most of their time in Walmart. Found especially at late hours.

Went shopping but all the walmartians had the lanes clogged and service desk overloaded.

by Black_Dolphin October 27, 2023

Walmartian

Strange people in Walmart stores every where. Some appear odd in behavior, dress oddly and appear to be from a galaxy unknown and they hang out in Walmart stores.

I'm ordering online because those Walmartians are becoming hostile and scare me.

by NC SUGAR March 15, 2024

WalmartChungus

The disabled & morbidly obese, they/them on a mobility scooter who attends the No-Kings rallies wearing leather and post apocalyptic riot gear & face shields/headgear. They refer to themselves as “The Doge Walker.” As seen wheeling through high profile national protests with a MAGA-supporter or GOP caricature leashed in a manner similar to the villains in the MadMax series of films.

WalmartChungus was on the news again during the No Kings Rally before the violence erupted.

I saw WalmartChungus scooter jousting bystanders on CNN.

by JHGC8 March 30, 2026